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This is INSULTING (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Mukzn ago by Mukzn +1532 / -0
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AgorismIsTheFuture 48 points ago +48 / -0

Clearly taking a shitton of fentanyl and overdosing is the exact same as dying for the sins of humanity.

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Lordahdaring 13 points ago +13 / -0

Unless you consider that Jesus OD'ed on Hyssop and Vinegar.

That's just a joke.

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CahalTheMad 6 points ago +8 / -2

Nah, Jesus was hooked on frankincense since birth, he'd never touch that other stuff.

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LostPWLostVALOR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do not mock Jesus. The Truth is no joke.

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buttholemania 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you denying the return of our counterfeit money savior?

George 5:29 I dindu muffin mang sheeit. I caint breeve

Amen

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FTR22 26 points ago +26 / -0

Whoever that guy is, has no clue of what he is talking about. He has a very poor insight into why Jesus died.

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conservativeyuppie 20 points ago +20 / -0

Oh, he knows. He wants to get people riled up.

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Fenuuk 7 points ago +8 / -1

yup this is all to get white people angry and shoot people so they can gun grab

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PraiseBeToScience 6 points ago +6 / -0

He died for our Sneakers.

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Coprolite 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus was murdered by his government.

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KingSweyn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doesn't their lawbook say Jesus is boiling in excrement in hell for eternity? I mean, any time Christian symbolism is desecrated in media, you know who's doing it, right?

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Formerlurker92 23 points ago +23 / -0

I must of missed the part where jesus made some fake denaris and tried to pass them off at a camel shop before eating 30 opium plants and foaming out in the street.

Maybe it's in John, I never read John that closely

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 10 points ago +10 / -0

He was the most illuminative of the Gospel writers, if not a tad on the nose for brown nosing (the disciple whom Jesus loved the most).

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JonathanE 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wasn't aware that Jesus was a criminal scumbag?

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muslimporn 7 points ago +7 / -0

The fucked up thing is that the lynching of Chauvin is like the story of Jesus. We all know who the guilty party is. Hill and Hall. Who are they about to crucify for the crime though?

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GiveMe1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

There was no crime, what the fuck are you on? He died of overdose. Autopsy showed no trauma to neck that would cause asphyxiation. He was yelling I can’t breathe minutes before he was on the ground. The neck hold with the leg was taught by the dept and in MPD’s policy. Sit down fool

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hill and Hall are suspected of selling him the drugs. Either way someone did. That's a crime of supply. He overdosed so now it's elevated to manslaughter. However because their selling was a crime and because they would have had knowledge of that possibility it would be a much more serious murder charge.

They are the ones that should be crucified for it. You're wrong, there was a crime.

Chauvin however is the one being punished for it. So it's like Jesus.

In a final effort to have Jesus released, Pilate offered the prisoner Barabbas to be crucified and Jesus released, but to no avail. The crowds called for Barabbas to be released and Jesus to be crucified. Pilate granted their demand and surrendered Jesus to their will (Luke 23:25). The trials of Jesus represent the ultimate mockery of justice.

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fdagasfd 14 points ago +14 / -0

Remember that time Jesus robbed a pregnant woman at gunpoint for our sins?

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LostPWLostVALOR 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t recall Jesus starring in any porno films either

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Judiwont 11 points ago +11 / -0

Disgusting

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RedFoxOnFire 11 points ago +11 / -0

Did he OD for my sins?

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Independenceforever 10 points ago +10 / -0

George Floyd was Barrabbas.

Just a character in the events.

Unleashed upon us in place of a true martyr like the Tanzanian president.

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Chancehappeneth 3 points ago +3 / -0

You are so right. Barabbas indeed.

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barabbas by Pär Lagerkvist is a great book. Highly recommend.

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Space_Force 8 points ago +8 / -0

Just in time for Easter weekend.

It's cute when NPR/PBS claim to be unbiased. What a crock of shit.

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jsphere256 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus COULD breathe

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PhilosoGuido 1 point ago +1 / -0

Crucifixion kills through asphyxiation, just like Fentanyl

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That muhfugguh ain't rise 3 days later though

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

He overslept.

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honk_honk_honk 5 points ago +5 / -0

Leftists literally only bring up Jesus in a positive light if it's to spread bs propaganda and pull the wool over our eyes, rest of the time they hate Christians and Christianity and shit on us.

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Johnfox13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait till the read what God thinks of 🤡 🌎 tl;dr it’s an abomination and detestable

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Mediaqueen 4 points ago +4 / -0

FFS

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runonce 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any commentary on NPR of a political or social nature is total bullshit from an intellectual standpoint, not to mention rational or practical. I was just in the yard trimming an overgrown holly bush while wearing fm headphones and got up against a branch that managed to change the station to NPR. Since I was stuck in this bush at the moment I couldn't change it back and had to listen to some idiot talking about modern day witch hunting in Ghana. She made the charge that witch hunting didn't start in Africa until white colonialism, which is demonstrably bullshit, and then turned right around and stated that the current witch hunting was being perpetrated by those who wished to steal the land of the "witches" as if were it not for the colonial introduction of witch hunting it would be impossible to do so by any other method. I have never heard a slicker conflagration of lies strung together for a drooling liberal audience. We pay for this bullshit.

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swarleybing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Floyd did perform the miracle of turning a piece of paper into a $20

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DontTreadOnMyThreads 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t remember the part of the Bible where Jesus Overdosed on Gold, Frankincense, and Mur.

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Throwaway_Test 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't these people hate Jesus?

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Undying 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the Willim Defoe version.

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Lord_Nekro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus made loaves and fishes ,Floyd produced Meth, Fentanyl.

Jesus walked on water, Floyd couldn't breathe after choking down and boofing pills.

Jesus healed the sick and lame, Floyd held a pregnant woman at gun point.

Jesus chased out money lenders, Floyd tried passing fake $20s

This clown world has to go

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PhilosoGuido 2 points ago +2 / -0

The enraging thing is that we forcibly fund this satanic Marxist propaganda organization with our tax money.

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LostPWLostVALOR 2 points ago +2 / -0

Taxation without... what’s the words? Oh ya REPRESENTATION. Now where have I heard that before...

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here2red 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus was a crack head?

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muslimporn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well he was pretty, high, and mighty.

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Monzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, he is "new Jesus". We don't need a savior from sin, we need someone to save us from our privilege.

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LoobintheToobin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooooo fire and brimstone from heaven is looking out good right now. Playing with fire demons.

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gummykage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Diddy Kong died for our sins... ROFL

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Perhelion 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any have video of this foolishness? I have some folks I wanna share it with

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STIDGIT64 1 point ago +1 / -0

You dumb asses george floyd would have been one of the trash crucified beside Christ begging for forg8veness

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GiveMe1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

The radio host will burn in hell if he isn’t careful

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TheWinningNeverStops 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love how dems make a complete mockery of Christianity and basically murder and bully them and they are too much of a cowards to do anything about it but whine.

I wish they would try this one musli-...oh wait.

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DontTreadOnMyThreads 1 point ago +1 / -0

I try to help all of you

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Dumdum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well there were 2 criminals crucified next to Jesus.

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thelken 1 point ago +1 / -0

The guy saying that on npr is probably jewish. Look it up....

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cjcivicx 0 points ago +1 / -1

If it makes you feel any better, he committed suicide technically, so he will exist between Heaven and Hell without God's love for all eternity.