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LOL!!!! (twitter.com)
posted ago by masshole3 ago by masshole3 +815 / -2
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masshole3 [S] 59 points ago +61 / -2

I know, I know.. Twitter link.

But just so worth it.....

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UnidentifiedPa3 20 points ago +20 / -0

Just use nitter.

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Amaroq64 20 points ago +20 / -0

They should set up a thing that auto-embeds nitter links, and maybe even auto-converts twitter links to nitter links.

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acasper 9 points ago +9 / -0

It exists already.

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Here is a way to sanitize links to Twitter:

The reason you should not link directly is because the embedded tweet loads tracker elements into the browser of anyone who opens it. Very similar to what happens with Facebook Like Buttons. This means that they then have insight into who specifically is viewing the post even if it’s the embedded version (because the video loads from their servers).

Screenshots are another way to avoid this for text and image posts on Twitter and other social media. You can also download videos from tweets using this:

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been using youtube-dl for years and had no idea it works on tweets.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup, all kinds of content natively and scriptable for basically anything:

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a 101 job.

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

What does that mean?

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

Auto convert and protect your privacy with this:

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Here is a way to sanitize links to Twitter manually:

The reason you should not link directly is because the embedded tweet loads tracker elements into the browser of anyone who opens it. Very similar to what happens with Facebook Like Buttons. This means that they then have insight into who specifically is viewing the post even if it’s the embedded version (because the video loads from their servers).

Screenshots are another way to avoid this for text and image posts on Twitter and other social media. You can also download videos from tweets using this:

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riesling 1 point ago +5 / -4

It's video. Not a big deal.

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BasedMedicalDoctor -2 points ago +14 / -16

Fuck anyone who says not to post Twitter links. Some of us love to look at replies to mine salt

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UnidentifiedPa3 18 points ago +19 / -1

It’s because you’re retarded. You can look at the replies on Nitter without giving communist Twitter revenue.

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Amaroq64 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do they get revenue just from the embeds? Is it clickthroughs or does the embed directly make them money somehow?

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s not revenue really unless there’s some sponsorship or something that they get a cut of. My primary concern is privacy. An embedded element like this allows them to set tracking cookies and/or record browser agent information that could be identifiable across sites and associated with a real identity.

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UnidentifiedPa3 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's indirectly related. Giving videos views will make more people see it.

Linking directly to Twitter might end up in people browsing Twitter.

Any time you browse Twitter, there are advertising Tweets.

They also sell user data.

If you only saw the embed, it would get registered in their analytics system.

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BasedMedicalDoctor 0 points ago +9 / -9

Lmao imagine calling me retarded while thinking our revenue matters to Twitter.

Haven’t you noticed that the titans of the left (big tech, media etc.) aren’t really touchable? Look no further than CNN. Have you questioned why such a horribly rated network continues to produce content unabated despite being a failing business? Ever wondered why Jeff Zucker isn’t being tossed from his position at CNN despite causing it to “lose billions”?

It’s almost like they’re being funded by other entities. Like our GOVERNMENT.

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acasper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tracking is more relevant. Embedded elements allow them to drop a cookie and or just register a view to your advertising ID or browser fingerprint. Not great.

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UnidentifiedPa3 2 points ago +2 / -0

"They're "untouchable" so let's give them more money."

Never saw something more delusional.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

You like mining bot salt?

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Whoopies_tds 52 points ago +52 / -0

His blood is black 😳

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wethepepe 42 points ago +42 / -0

NPC leaking motor oil

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pushbackv2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Thug turned out in black bloc goes thud and turns a block black. Poetic, really.

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anon09 7 points ago +7 / -0

hahahah was just thinking this

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MAGAguitar 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've heard of red-blooded Americans. Blue-blooded royalty. And now Black-blooded Antifa.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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orcwordlaugh 11 points ago +11 / -0

The "progressives" were right, they really are Orcs.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 7 points ago +7 / -0

BURN THE WITCH!!!

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projectarcturus1 4 points ago +4 / -0

His evil is leaking out.

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TheJimmReaper 43 points ago +44 / -1

Lol this is fucking hilarious REEEEEEEETARD down

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MustBeTrump 22 points ago +22 / -0

THE COMMIES ARE PRACTICING FOR THEIR HELICOPTER DEPARTURES, TRYING TO BUILD A RESISTANCE TO HEIGHTS. IT WON'T WORK.

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Deadpool 30 points ago +31 / -1

Pure schadenfreude. I can watch it over and over. 🤣😂👌

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MeinDonald 30 points ago +30 / -0

Fuck The Police!

(falls from a ledge)

Someone call the policeeeee. REEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Amaroq64 20 points ago +20 / -0

Right in front of the "DEFUND" they spraypainted on the window

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JerryJerryJerry 29 points ago +29 / -0

NYC cop: "He fell on his hip? From where?" Idiot: "Uhhh. His hip." Cop: "He fell from his hip?"

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d_bokk 13 points ago +14 / -1

Antifa "medic" didn't want to admit he was committing a crime while busting his own shit.

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Ben_dover 26 points ago +26 / -0

So sad that he didn’t fall head first

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lordvon 11 points ago +11 / -0

sad!

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Barbs 24 points ago +24 / -0

Get down!

Get down!

Get down!

Bwaaaaaauuuugggghhhh!

Thank you.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

that guy guards

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Captain_MAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Call 911"

Thats gold coming from these people.

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Amaroq64 14 points ago +14 / -0

Right in front of the "DEFUND" graffiti they sprayed on the bank window, hahahahaha

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riesling 21 points ago +21 / -0

Who will pay his medical expenses? That EMS alone ain't cheap.

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EllemenoP 16 points ago +16 / -0

People who actually work.

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honk_honk_honk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sure gofundme or some other site will have a fundraiser to fund him, he's got the right govt/corpo regulated politics.

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Judiwont 17 points ago +17 / -0

He should have bought some silver or some gamestonk if he wanted to mess with big banks...

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Amaroq64 17 points ago +17 / -0

He fell because he didn't have diamond hands!

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Judiwont 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek!

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Jsmitty112 16 points ago +16 / -0

Too bad his balls never dropped like he did.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 15 points ago +15 / -0

Shame he wasn't up higher.

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StrangeAnimal 10 points ago +10 / -0

Medic

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my gaaawwd!

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TexasPiper 10 points ago +10 / -0

Needs more idiots screaming Medic

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

i have a fever and the only prescription is more "medic"

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triforce28 10 points ago +10 / -0

If he dies, he dies

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

the way she goes

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DickTick 9 points ago +9 / -0

What a fucking pussy

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Amaroq64 11 points ago +11 / -0

He sounded like one too.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

spine has entered the chat

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ahhhhhhh

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honk_honk_honk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can tell he skipped arm day too, not just leg day at the gym.

On the bright side after this he may not need leg day at all, he'll have it easier if he ever starts going 🤡

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Mildad 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hope that commie fuck is paralyzed for life.

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TEXinLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fine his ass for littering.

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spelunking_librator 2 points ago +2 / -0

paint is toxic waste... he's fucking destroying planet!!!

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verse 8 points ago +8 / -0

Suction-cup man's dumbass cousin

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EllemenoP 4 points ago +4 / -0

But, he saw Spiderman do it.

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BIG_TUNA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking faggots lol. Too much soy! Can't even do a real pull up!

Also, did you hear how the second he falls they start screaming for someone to call 911? These soft snowflakes...so lame

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wethepepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Looks super easy on PlayStation though...

Just needed to buy the upper body strength pack

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

noob forgot to stack hay underneath

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grandfather_nurgle 6 points ago +6 / -0

The best part was when he fell.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

the second best part was guard laughing on the way to bank to get his paycheck

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wethepepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hello?? Human fly here. Come on... I stayed up all night dying my underwear!

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JiubUnbound 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, I was thinking of that, too.

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mickscholl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those limp wristed vegan arms just couldn't hold on.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

in finance terms - paper hands

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TheFountainhead 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bahahahaha die commie

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muslimporn 6 points ago +6 / -0

Idiot climbing with those gloves.

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redinmn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Its like we have to treat them as children. They damage everything, dont listen to what they are told and when they get hurt, we are expected to be the adults and help them.

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me-no-likely3 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish I could be there so I could do the Nelson laugh

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k4n0 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know he will sue Chase and the building owner for this and win millions. They should of had protective measures in place.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. That fucking security guard was so over it lol. "Get down"

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

A few accounts won't be posting in r/politics tonight.

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ShadowyMrBlank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone needs to make an RKO outta nowhere from this.

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

The smackdowns will continue until our morale improves. 😭

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh my. What symbolism is this.

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

foreshadowing of free helicopter rides

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Trump4WorldPresident 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's not paint. It's his demonic blood

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Badradness 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bahahahahahhahaa eat shit commie filth

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now that is symbolism.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

someone should make an oil painting of this

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Dckman 4 points ago +4 / -0

PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID FUCKING PRIZES DUMB FUCKING FUCK. A+ FRIDAY NIGHT MATERIAL

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Jfreak7 4 points ago +4 / -0

He skipped both leg and arm day.

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today was paint day.

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CoffeeIsForClosers 4 points ago +4 / -0

He hurt himself. Quick! Establishment EMTs rush to render anti-racist aid and not charge a penny because that would be capitalist with his "fight for 15."

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AdamSmith1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like anyone working in a government capacity should have a new script "Do you support antifa, BLM and the communist manifesto?" If the answer is yes they just keep walking.

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Snugmeatsocks 4 points ago +4 / -0

GET REKT COMMIE FAGGOT

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

aw man, if I were there, Id have gotteb a running kick to the back of his head while he was on the ground.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +5 / -0

They would've done the same to us.

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KMacsBinder 3 points ago +3 / -0

They have done the same. Not clear if the victim was MAGA or just a good samaritan.

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which victim? They've done it more than once.

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SJBHamilton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Organized by Extinction Rebellion.

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Ed_Ward 3 points ago +3 / -0

call 911 oh ok

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should have to pay back medicaid given the fact that he is 💯% responsible here

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EllemenoP 3 points ago +3 / -0

Morons. Make them give away their own property, starting with all their apple products. Dumb shits.

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Ex-libtard 3 points ago +3 / -0

hahahahahahahahahaha

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yuugecrowds 3 points ago +3 / -0

He will more than likely be treated for free at a for profit hospital. Oh the irony.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh my God! What the fuck? Call the police!

repeat x 1000

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BitcoinTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

"call 911"....no thanks retards