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orcwordlaugh 10 points ago +10 / -0

There's no "man" or "woman" as an option, so "other" is the only sane choice on this insane question.

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Ronin045 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wtf I didn't notice that either

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MapleBaconWaffles 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's a tossup between Super Straight and Attack Helicopter.

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TheAnomalousUser 2 points ago +2 / -0

good idea

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Ronin045 [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

Does nobody see an issue with the college wondering what I put my dick into? Why does me fucking have anything to do with higher education?

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

No kidding. I can think of endless things that are more relevant to college.

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BadManOrange 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's what I was about to say. I'd imagine that asking for someone's sexual orientation is against some sort of privacy law.

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BeijingJoeHastoGo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's Title VII of the US Code.

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ArizonaDesertRat2021 6 points ago +6 / -0

The last answer reminds me of “Bartleby the Scrivener” (a short story by Herman Melville), who always replied, “I prefer not to.”

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47urOFH3d 5 points ago +5 / -0

They're a bit off-script here, admitting that "transgender" is an identity in and of itself (as opposed to identifying as something you're not).

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TheAnomalousUser 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would probably say to just say "other" so you aren't targeted

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Ronin045 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I will use my degree to help facilitate a separate economy fundamentally opposed to the teaching and beliefs of liberal ideology. Something much needed in the free world where the flow of information and financial freedom wins out at the end of the day.

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Ronin045 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I put prefer not to answer

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TheAnomalousUser 2 points ago +2 / -0

That works as well

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muslimporn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would lose my temper and go absolutely nuts. Everyone would be terrified of me and would have to do what I say.

The thing that I'll be upset about is them discriminating against me by not having my sexual orientation, motherfucker, on the list.

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Semmelweis 5 points ago +5 / -0

Whycome Super Straight no am listed under options?!?

Me feel discriminated against!

Me no am take this SITTING DOWN!

ME AM DEMAND SOCIAL JUSTICE! ME AM BECOME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Thathurtsmyfeelings1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Super Straight falls under "other".

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's just a way of marginalizing them. The college is making very clear they believe those other orientations are morally superior to super straight. It's absolute bigotry.

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TEXinLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dang.

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Ronin045 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel trapped in this state. I plan to use my degree eventually to fight against these walking mental disorders known as the marxists democratic party

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TEXinLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't blame you. I went to UT Austin when things were very politically incorrect and drinking was a sport.

There was a bar on campus and my senior year, I generally attended class with a drink in hand.

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Ronin045 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

I remember drinking after high school football games at the coaches club with everyone where I grew up before the military. The college I went to had gunsmithing classes and butchering classes and all things Christian. Sure there where gay students there always is. But nobody fucking cared and it wasn't something to talk about. We only really cared about school and traditional conservative teachings. Every year our basketball team and football team usually utterly slaughtered the ivy league teams and they always wondered why? Because like traditional conservative capitalism we only let the best play and fuck your feelings😂

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TEXinLA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely.

Life was better when feelings were private and folks didn't enjoy airing their dirty laundry.

Several years ago, a friend's daughter was a cheerleader at a local high school. Their squad was pretty good, and often placed in competitions.

One year, a learning disabled girl tried out but didn't make the cut. She was one of maybe fifteen who weren't good enough.

Her mother screamed that the fact that her daughter was chunky, had learning problems, and couldn't dance shouldn't matter.

So of course, the girl was placed on the squad. And ruined it for everybody.

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reagan2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

If transgenderists were actually the gender that they say they are, then they should just answer Male or Female and there would be no need for "Transgender" as an answer.

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Normal"

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Dirk_Diggler 3 points ago +3 / -0

Other? Well that seems pretty dismissive and not inclusive at all. Fucking bigots.

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer not to give this college any money.

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Ronin045 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

There isn't an institution within 300 miles of me different than this. I'm in the heart of liberal agenda. The birth place of big tech and 3rd wave feminism. I need to move to another state not on the west coast

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Saltyminer11 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes you do. There is no sense in living like that

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classicalwonder 2 points ago +2 / -0

None of your damn business.

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TheTelltaleFly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too bad you can’t write in “eat a dick you filthy commie.”

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MapleBaconWaffles 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes when you click "other" a form will show a textbox.

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ChilledCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Other: normal

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Treeofliberty24565 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go ahead and put bisexual and gender neutral. How the hell will they know otherwise.

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reagan2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

They really are obsessed with sex and gender.

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CornPopOfficial 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quit.