It’s time we yank the cord on these woke beverage and packaged food companies.

You don’t need sugar water in your life. Drink water, coffee and tea — that’s all you need for non-alcoholic beverages. If you want lemonade, grow a fucking lemon tree. You get the idea.

Don’t line the pockets of assholes. We don’t need canned sodas or gatorades. Not from companies that would gladly strip you of your right to free thought, free expression and self defense among other human essentials.