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cicero21 2 points ago +4 / -2

you will live longer and defeat more commies.

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MeloniaisMelons 1 point ago +3 / -2

This is true lol

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Fitzimo 1 point ago +1 / -0

My good sir, have your taste buds ever experienced the refreshing taste of a Royal Crown Cola? Beverage of choice at a 70s porn theater. While the person behind the concession stand fills er up, you can watch a crumpled candy wrapper slowly unravel.

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JohnCocktoastin 1 point ago +1 / -0

how about a shasta?

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Fitzimo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry RC is all we got..... hey whats your name?...... do you want me to call a manager- non i just wanna know your nam-MIKE(whatever his name was)

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Juice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boycott all liquid beetus