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XxXusernameXxX 4 points ago +4 / -0

A: Dead men tell no tales.

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pede8 3 points ago +3 / -0

The vaccine contains GFP so it may flouresce under certain UV lamps and situations.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 3 points ago +4 / -1

B: They're unable to tell you.

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Jaqen 3 points ago +3 / -0

C: they continually ask you if you’ve had yours.

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Redditcanblowme 1 point ago +1 / -0

You won't be able to hear them over the sound of their self-importance.

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Da11en47 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaxholes

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Patriot_winzzz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Q. how do you know if a crossfitter, a vegan and a vaxxed person walk into the bar?

A. they tell you

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PShealy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like a pilot or a lawyer, they'll tell you.

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TRiUMPh 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love it because then I know which women I can’t impregnate.

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