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I must admit, it's true... (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by sebster ago by sebster +994 / -2
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oldftg 48 points ago +48 / -0

Can confirm.

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SanFranShitty 18 points ago +18 / -0

Confirming your confirmation

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Earlie 16 points ago +16 / -0

Notarizing your confirmed confirmation

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Johnfox13 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can confirm. Almost lived in Oakland, outside of SanFranshitsco. Walked to job interview and smelled piss while on 5 min walk. High property crime (mugging, car jacking, etc)

I wonder why

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SashiGarami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Filing your notarized confirmed confirmation with the Secretary of State.

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Starxteel 12 points ago +12 / -0

Make Idaho Gigantic Soon

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Hunters_crackpipe197 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm from the Red Central Commiefornia, everyone I know here hates these liberal cesspools too.

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1776Widowmaker 4 points ago +4 / -0

Central commifornia pede here too!

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KuhlooKuhlay 21 points ago +21 / -0

You could even make a few of those dots a little smaller. Basically north of Portland all the way until Olympia is pretty solid it's just miles and miles of God's country/Bigfoot bros and Indian casinos.

I mean, it's also where First Blood takes place if that sweetens the deal.

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martel732 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bigfoot bros. I seriously need to get out there for a search sometime!

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

SO many good roadside diners. Just good small town America really not left wing at all in my experience other than a few of your assorted old school hippy types.

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Brownwaterboys 3 points ago +3 / -0

As much as i love First Blood, I believe it took place in Hope, BC

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +3 / -0

That was probably where it was filmed mostly, but the setting is a small town in between Portland and Seattle called Hope, Washington. According to DDG there is a real place called Hope, Washington but it is on Fox Island in the Puget Sound so it's a combination of a real name of a place but in a fictionalized setting that would be closer to central Washington. Pretty much every small town from Kelso to Olympia looks exactly like the town in First Blood.

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ya i go down to the shit hole of portland a couple times a year for business and i go through those towns and cities. I always check out the Based Uncle Sam sign at Chehalis when i go through. Nice area but id never wanna live there. I prefer eastern washington :D But some pockets still of normal people on the western side

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based Chehalis boat merchant!

Eastern Washington is much, much nicer no argument here.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I’m watching First Blood today

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KuhlooKuhlay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never not a good time to do that. Just promise no flashbacks, fren.

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FromSethWithLove 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sad, but it's a microcosm of the entire country

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QuickHands 14 points ago +14 / -0

Don't hate me pls. Am hard-working mole. Takes time 😩

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MAD-3R 1 point ago +1 / -0

Patience and perseverance fren.

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mrxforsenate19909902 14 points ago +14 / -0

Damn. That really does put things in perspective on how fucked up our system is.

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Fluffy_Indigo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Or how easy a few nukes could solve the problem...

....what!

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mrxforsenate19909902 5 points ago +5 / -0

I feel like if I had the money to bring the conservatives (farmers, people who contribute) from these areas to the midwest and keep us concentrated I would.

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M1911A1 14 points ago +14 / -0

This map is from the future. No Seattle.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seattle has been dead for over a decade. As soon as they legalized drugs the city fell.

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Enkryptor 12 points ago +12 / -0

My ideal scenario would be leftist city states. That would be the fairest peaceful divorce possible.

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acasper 11 points ago +11 / -0

They wouldn't be able to operate without the rest of the state to leverage.

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Enkryptor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sure they'd quickly implode and we'd have to send in Snake Plissken, but they would think it would be a utopia with all their policies.

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acasper 6 points ago +6 / -0

It would be a way to get them to agree to the separation. I see the logic now.

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_Cabal_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Every big city is a shithole, run by lefties, full of lefties and foreigners.

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OldYelir87 5 points ago +5 / -0

As well as the Corporations and Colleges

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acasper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very accurate.

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Badwubs 6 points ago +6 / -0

Problem is those circled areas control everything

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xyxx45 6 points ago +6 / -0

true

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wolfsettler 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what I mean everytime. Like how I say I hate New yorkz but it's really just the shitty city and albany.

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get away from that garbage and New York is gorgeous. I’ve spent a little time in the Adirondacks. It’s real nice up there.

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wolfsettler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I've been making my movr up towards the catskills

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Areyoukidding15 4 points ago +4 / -0

This reminds me of how all of the “global warming climate-change-proving” forest fires happened to all occur within walking distance of those highways. And yes, stop at the Canadian border. Lol.

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GTHAYS 4 points ago +4 / -0

(OP) You missed Reno and Las Vegas..... But Spot on.

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WhiskeyDreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reno used to be based af until hipsters started piling in. I was gonna buy a second house there before property prices doubled.

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Maga_bigly 1 point ago +2 / -1

You beat me to it.

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OldYelir87 4 points ago +4 / -0

As someone who lives in the circled area of Washington I can also confirm. Please send help!!!!

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WhoMeTwo 3 points ago +3 / -0

100%

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Brownwaterboys 3 points ago +3 / -0

As someone who lives in washington state this is true. Most of washington is pretty Red. Especially eastern washington. If you're gonna live here, check out east of the mountains first. Its mainly just Seattle,Tacoma,Everett that are fucked up.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/79/8c/37/798c37d74a47499411a4479cda3b3e0a.png

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martel732 2 points ago +2 / -0

Visited Portland many times... better people in say Hillsboro and beyond, Camas, WA as well...

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CptObvious- 2 points ago +2 / -0

For real though lol stop circling the farms in kern county. We didn't do nuffin

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SpadMan87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Virginia, my “home” state is the same. All red counties, cept for Richmond and corridor to the dirty city. Couple other blue pockets at college towns. I live in SC now, upstate, and it is transmorphing into shithole, thanks to leftest turds.

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Conservativechick 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should include Bellingham....

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justinkayz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately, what people really hate controls what people say they hate. Feel sorry for the Pedes behind enemy lines. Hope they can get organized and fight back soon...somehow.

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rmadrid1588 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, I'm in there and trying my best to stem the tide

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Orange County is pretty damn conservative, actually. Even the SFV. Gonna see a lot of Trump signs driving through Encino. LA is a lot of political smoke and mirrors.

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Graey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Forgot to circle San Diego. Internally where they flood across

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Kung_Flu_Fighting 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are most the ports in the country controlled by blue cities?

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most of socal and riverside county in california is blue.

It's just some towns that are red.

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Libertyforall1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Absolutely can confirm! Could go up to the Canadian border into Bellingham as well. Between Portland and Olympia is not nearly so bad as the cities it’s between, but this is such a good visual of what the west coast political makeup really looks like is.

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CelebratoryGunfire 1 point ago +1 / -0

never been for this very reason

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Wintergreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which is why if secession ever comes they will inevitably lose.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup the rest of us are lovely people lol! There’s far more pedes here than folks realize. We just have to keep our heads down to keep from being attacked...physically attacked.

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Kramit 1 point ago +1 / -0

God dammit I live in one of the circled areas....ugh

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JimQPublic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ultra-true. A bunch of my buddies live an hour or so east of LA, and they're based af and hate how blue the state is.

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FagBI 1 point ago +1 / -0

China could nuke those cities and I wouldn't even be mad.

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TheBeardsman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Having lived in Spokane for 30 years, I might suggest embiggening the bubble a little to cover more of the Olympic peninsula and the I-5 corridor up to Bellingham, but yeah. There are many more "based" square miles than "commie" square miles in WA. Eastern 2/3 of the state is pretty red with the exception of Pullman (WSU) and the urban areas of Spokane. And there are a lot of based folks behind enemy lines in the greater Puget Sound area.

Can't speak as much to OR and CA, but I assume similar dynamics are in play in those states as well.

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Tophat9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Truth

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Erosluv 1 point ago +1 / -0

You can break it down further than that. I live in the circle in Oregon and Washington and I don't know any liberals in my county.

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Lord_Nekro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pic on the right must be the Dick and Balls chopped off the tranny

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redinmn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makes sense. We dont want to alienate people who are on the front lines by no choice of their own.

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

We could separate those areas into their own, brand new, little states and the rest of the former states can go and do whatever they want.

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Tripin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pretty accurate, surprisingly though Salem Oregon votes Red.

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1776Widowmaker 1 point ago +1 / -0

Commifornia pede here. I concur.

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defiant_liberty 1 point ago +1 / -0

If we ever kick out the left wing house again, the first order of business should be to break off all the red counties who suffer under blue states. In fact, make them into hundreds of solid red states. Stop playing soft ball with the democrats, take back the congress and the senate forever.

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 0 points ago +1 / -1

Fuck you, we understand demographics faggot.

We also hate the rest of the states population FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING THE FUCK ABOUT IT.

Get the fuck out of here with your black and white fallacious bullshit

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Lepr 1 point ago +1 / -0

We've been showing the nation the problem with all mail in voting since the late 90s. We don't win in WA because they "find" more ballots.

Should I caps lock about you not stopping shit in your state when we've shown you what will happen?

Get outta here with your fallacious bullshit

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I DIDNT FUCKING COME HERE BITCH WHINING LIKE A LIBERAL CUCK AND TRY TO REDRAW MAP LINES BECAUSE ME FEE FEES ARE HURT.

IM THE GUY IN MY FUCKING STATE WORKING HARD TO MAKE SURE IT STAYS MY STATE.

YOU MUST BE THE OTHER GUY, FAGGOT.

But do go ahead and act like a fucking liberal bitch. Keep posting your bullshit red herrings. FOR EVERYONE TO SEE

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Lepr 1 point ago +1 / -0

And yet you caps lock and bitch like a whiney liberal cuck. Keep working on "your" state while you'll lose it anyway.

Typical keyboard warrior larping about how much you type. And don't forget caps lock!

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

SAYS THE FAGGOT BITCH WHO CANT KEEP ON ONE SUBJECT FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE POSTS ON THE SAME TOPIC.

SERIOUSLY, DO YOU EVEN KNIW WHAT TUE FUCK LOGICAL THINKING IS, OR HOW TO HAVE A LOGICAL DEBATE?

NO, BECAUSE YOURE A FAGGOT BITCH SHILL WHO DOESNT KNOW WHICH BATHROOM TO USE, LET ALONE WHAT PHILOSOPHY IS AND HOW TO USE IT.

DO MY CAPS LOCK OFFEND YOU BITCH?

YOU SHOULD MEET ME IN PERSON, I HAVE CAPS LOCK FOR MY FUCKING CAPS LOCK AND I WILL CAPS LOCK YOUR SISSY LITTLE BITCH ASS INTO THE PAVEMENT THEN FUCK YOUR MOTHER AFTERWARDS.

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Lepr 1 point ago +1 / -0

lol, you are a triggered sjw. Keep it up keyboard warrior! Save "your" state!!

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Liver-Eatin-Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

THERE YOU GO AGAIN FAGGOT!!!

AT LEAST I HAVE A STATE YOU CUCK LITTLE BITCH.

GO HIDE IN YOUR IMAGINARY JEFFERSON STATE WHILE REAL MEN DEAL WITH REAL ISSUES IN REAL STATES.

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Lepr 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know you've lost the debate when you resort to libel.

But keep it up "real man" triggered sjw. I'm enjoying your larp.