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posted ago by B0nafidetarzan ago by B0nafidetarzan +26 / -1

The only "sport" where the fans fall asleep in the stands sober.

Even the players fall asleep in the dugout

The only "sport" where steroids are needed to swing something wooden. See lumberjack contests.

The only "sport" where you can be obese and have someone else run for you.

All this talk about MLB, I'm over here thinking, "why would anyone watch such a boring game anyway?" Golf could be more exciting.

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BasicKekinomics -18 points ago +2 / -20

I wish rugby was popular in America but we'd probably ruin it.

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FightingTeuton 3 points ago +3 / -0

9 innings is retarded, make it sudden death.

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Guruchild 2 points ago +3 / -1

Put the pitcher on second base, eliminate the 2nd baseman. Make it sudden death. let the batter choose which direction to run upon a hit. Now we have a game.

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FightingTeuton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent idea. I’d even go as far as to eliminate the shortstop position also.

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OllieNorth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Golf? LPGA of course.

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Chuj 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, but as you have never watched, you now cannot watch even less. We need actual fans to abandon them

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B0nafidetarzan [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Truth. Hopefully I can give people a couple reasons to avoid it.

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Brickapede2 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is one of the few “sports” where players can eat hot dogs and chew tobacco during the game.

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BasicKekinomics -17 points ago +4 / -21

It's fun for statisticians.

But yeah, I always hate baseball season because when I turn on the radio in the truck and there's dead air I don't know if there's a problem with the station or if a baseball game is on.