The only "sport" where the fans fall asleep in the stands sober.
Even the players fall asleep in the dugout
The only "sport" where steroids are needed to swing something wooden. See lumberjack contests.
The only "sport" where you can be obese and have someone else run for you.
All this talk about MLB, I'm over here thinking, "why would anyone watch such a boring game anyway?" Golf could be more exciting.
I wish rugby was popular in America but we'd probably ruin it.
9 innings is retarded, make it sudden death.
Put the pitcher on second base, eliminate the 2nd baseman. Make it sudden death. let the batter choose which direction to run upon a hit. Now we have a game.
Excellent idea. I’d even go as far as to eliminate the shortstop position also.
Golf? LPGA of course.
True, but as you have never watched, you now cannot watch even less. We need actual fans to abandon them
Truth. Hopefully I can give people a couple reasons to avoid it.
It is one of the few “sports” where players can eat hot dogs and chew tobacco during the game.
It's fun for statisticians.
But yeah, I always hate baseball season because when I turn on the radio in the truck and there's dead air I don't know if there's a problem with the station or if a baseball game is on.