The only "sport" where the fans fall asleep in the stands sober.
Even the players fall asleep in the dugout
The only "sport" where steroids are needed to swing something wooden. See lumberjack contests.
The only "sport" where you can be obese and have someone else run for you.
All this talk about MLB, I'm over here thinking, "why would anyone watch such a boring game anyway?" Golf could be more exciting.
9 innings is retarded, make it sudden death.
Put the pitcher on second base, eliminate the 2nd baseman. Make it sudden death. let the batter choose which direction to run upon a hit. Now we have a game.
Excellent idea. I’d even go as far as to eliminate the shortstop position also.