The only "sport" where the fans fall asleep in the stands sober.

Even the players fall asleep in the dugout

The only "sport" where steroids are needed to swing something wooden. See lumberjack contests.

The only "sport" where you can be obese and have someone else run for you.

All this talk about MLB, I'm over here thinking, "why would anyone watch such a boring game anyway?" Golf could be more exciting.