The only "sport" where the fans fall asleep in the stands sober.
Even the players fall asleep in the dugout
The only "sport" where steroids are needed to swing something wooden. See lumberjack contests.
The only "sport" where you can be obese and have someone else run for you.
All this talk about MLB, I'm over here thinking, "why would anyone watch such a boring game anyway?" Golf could be more exciting.
It's fun for statisticians.
But yeah, I always hate baseball season because when I turn on the radio in the truck and there's dead air I don't know if there's a problem with the station or if a baseball game is on.