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badbeachboy 90 points ago +90 / -0

wonder if his bike had a seat or just the pole?

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LettucePray 26 points ago +26 / -0

If you're not at work, look up Mac's bike from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Same bike.

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momspaghetti 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never stop pumping

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ShitOfPeace 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean the Ass Pounder 4000?

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glow-operator-2-0 7 points ago +10 / -3

Porn shoots use hard jelly dildos fastened to the seat for safety - they are hard enough for penetration but soft enough to be easily cut in case something happens.

Just FYI ✌️

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TwoWords 5 points ago +5 / -0

(((profligate pornographer)))

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GlockArm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Technically, you now know exactly what he knows. He could have learned it the same way you did.

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TwoWords 1 point ago +2 / -1

Zionist subversion?

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glow-operator-2-0 -2 points ago +1 / -3

LOL

Knowledge is knowledge. It's how you apply it which marks you as good or evil.

Consider how poets and singers say, "How great so & so man loves a woman."

That's a good idea (my wife enjoys it certainly) but what's missing are technical details.

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kinda glue they use? JB Weld? Silicone?

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen suction cups, but I bet it's epoxy or JB weld.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

He rode one of Mr. Garrison's "IT"

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projectarcturus1 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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tiamat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well no way he isn't the bottom in that relationship

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19American62Woman 39 points ago +39 / -0

STFU Buttplug

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My2Cents 17 points ago +17 / -0

Butt-agape

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beef-tits 6 points ago +6 / -0

couldnt have said it better

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19American62Woman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was a natural response!

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KABOOKIE 28 points ago +28 / -0

What a fag

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TraumaHotel 27 points ago +27 / -0

Buttigieg- fake concern for the environment

Warren- fake Native American

Harris- fake Black woman and Native American

Kerry- fake concern for the environment

Biden- fake president

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TwoWords 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dot Indian

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adawk91 4 points ago +4 / -0

username checks out

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strictly1957 19 points ago +19 / -0

Liddle Petey the smooth brained sodomite....

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Mooseface 18 points ago +18 / -0

What a fraud he is, along with his security team.

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T__X 9 points ago +9 / -0

Have any 'journalists' (*spit) asked him about this Bikey-gag he pulled?

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FinishTheBorderWall 3 points ago +3 / -0

He needs to resign. He has no integrity. Not that his replacement would have any either, but hold him to the same standards as Trump’s appointees.

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Judiwont 1 point ago +2 / -1

What is he the president? Why such a detail?

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PhilosoGuido 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's a fraud, just like everything else in this fraudulent administration.

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Frosty468 8 points ago +8 / -0

Faggots do what faggots do.

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megxit 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was taught not to judge people based on their looks but I'm beginning to think that would save a lot of time.

This guy just LOOKS like a loser.

R/punchablefaces...

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Seenev 1 point ago +1 / -0

More than his looks, his voice makes you hate him even more.

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AllVaccinesCauseHarm 7 points ago +7 / -0

What a fucking faggot

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DefKon1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shhhh!..Shame on you! Didn't Momma teach you not to make fun of Retards? Ooooopsy! Did I say that out loud?...🐸🇺🇸

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Balzac 6 points ago +6 / -0

PP BUTT

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dakin116 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was the SUV a Subaru so we can complete the stereotype? Liberals are all cardboard cutouts

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Margeshrimpson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Butt gag

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tucker2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sure his giant butt plug is made from hydrocarbons.

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Space_Force 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fake antics from a fake administration. Perfect microcosm for the left, all image, no substance and completely deceitful.

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fightnwhitey 4 points ago +4 / -0

Buttplug at it again.

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djcalligraphy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think his lifestyle is really more of a poopy brown

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FightingTeuton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Has he even replied to this uncovering of his lie? Does this count as a Big Lie?

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CornPop76 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the fag made sure to put his helmet on like a lil sissy he is. He's so worried bout protecting his head from injury while cramming his other head in another man's rectum with reckless abandon! He is making decisions for our country folks think about that!

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beta-detector 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't know that it's possible to be a douchebag and a faggot at the same time.. but OMG.. this guy pulled it!

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mikethemarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

He would save shit anyway, He looks to have 3 SUV's with security riding behind him and getting him where he want' to start peddling his bike, it's ALL optics, since when does the transportation secretary need that much security. has anyone noticed that almost every dem that ran for president has a position in Bidens cabinet, or is still in congress or the senate, weird right?

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ComebackKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well he needs to up his virtue signaling game to catch up with Saint Greta...I guess it's not to bad for a rookie.

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Deplorabelle 2 points ago +2 / -0

How eco friendly! Instead of riding in one SUV to get to his destination, it takes two SUVs to follow him riding his bike.

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Glad he's saving energy. They could be using 3 or 4 suvs.

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17pat76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bwhahahahaha what a sissy

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anon291 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also has a fake married lifestyle so no surprise

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know he uses soy based lube...

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Brownwaterboys 2 points ago +2 / -0

evil morty

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RedPilledRaven 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Shovel ready jobs” - Obama We already know this lie. I’m all for using tax money for infrastructure because it’s one of the few things tax money should be used. Unfortunately only a small percentage would actually be used for infrastructure. This dude was a horrible mayor and should not be in office.

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TheRedPlanet 2 points ago +2 / -0

His pronouns should be Bull/shit.

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SteersBeersandQueers 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet he has a dildo instead of a bike seat

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Silly faggot.

Dicks are for chicks.

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phandaal 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only real thing about these people is their desire for power.

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Oh! A Homo! We can do so much of virtue signaling with this guy. Hire him for a higher level position immediately!” Never mind the credentials of all the other possible people that could do this job. Got to have the Fagge.

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TropArtic1 1 point ago +1 / -0

How gay.

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Am I emitting carbon by reading this?

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hillaryforprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

Virtue signaling perhaps?

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FightTheSWAMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is liberal logic:

Cars are bad. We must reduce our footprint. I will ride my bike to work to do my part, and so should you....while I have 2 security vehicles escort me to a closer location and follow me for my safety.

Guns are bad. We must not allow these in the hands of the public. We have the police to protect us(although we think they should be defunded)...while I have multiple armed bodyguards that follow me everywhere for my safety.

Fucking retards

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Headline_Correction 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's pronounced " Butt-Clit " - why is this so hard for people?

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Ryder6 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't call it faking, but rather the government ruining everything. Government has turned into a big pile of unnecessary excess.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a faggot.

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PandyFackler 1 point ago +1 / -0

BOOTYJUDGE

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keepamericagreat102 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet he is faking being gay too, because in reality he’s double gay.

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MichelesPenis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Resign now fraud queen. Probably not even gay or married.

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simply incredible how we had a man with the middle name of Hussein temporarily occupying a seat of power in the US, and now we get a Homo with the name of butt doing the same. Mind blowing.

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Gosh_darn_hotdog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never forget he was bribed to drop out of the primary with this cabinet position.

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Dimedog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hes probably faking being gay

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