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badbeachboy 90 points ago +90 / -0

wonder if his bike had a seat or just the pole?

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LettucePray 26 points ago +26 / -0

If you're not at work, look up Mac's bike from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Same bike.

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momspaghetti 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never stop pumping

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ShitOfPeace 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean the Ass Pounder 4000?

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glow-operator-2-0 7 points ago +10 / -3

Porn shoots use hard jelly dildos fastened to the seat for safety - they are hard enough for penetration but soft enough to be easily cut in case something happens.

Just FYI ✌️

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TwoWords 5 points ago +5 / -0

(((profligate pornographer)))

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GlockArm 3 points ago +3 / -0

Technically, you now know exactly what he knows. He could have learned it the same way you did.

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TwoWords 1 point ago +2 / -1

Zionist subversion?

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glow-operator-2-0 -2 points ago +1 / -3

LOL

Knowledge is knowledge. It's how you apply it which marks you as good or evil.

Consider how poets and singers say, "How great so & so man loves a woman."

That's a good idea (my wife enjoys it certainly) but what's missing are technical details.

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

What kinda glue they use? JB Weld? Silicone?

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glow-operator-2-0 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen suction cups, but I bet it's epoxy or JB weld.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +2 / -0

He rode one of Mr. Garrison's "IT"

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projectarcturus1 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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tiamat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well no way he isn't the bottom in that relationship