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strictly1957 23 points ago +26 / -3

Updoot for you Sir!!! (wish I could do it more than once)

Exposing the myth of the Noble Savage is in itself a Noble activity. Natives were and still are the Palestinians of North America.... Mouthy shit stains and Oxygen thieves...

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OperationCatSpeed 6 points ago +6 / -0

If we play as Indians, is there a mode where I can scalp settlers like hunting buffalo?

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Spez-Covfefe 21 points ago +21 / -0

The Oregon trail of tears?

This proves without a doubt that they are bound and determined to ruin everything good that has ever existed.

Fun ist verboten!

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GabeC1997 15 points ago +15 / -0

They're parasites, incapable of creating anything on their own so they take something that's already popular and destroy it for the purpose of spreading their pathetic beliefs.

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TheSleepingPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

This ^^^ just about every modern app game is total "skinner box" crap. It's like the movies. They are systematically doing remakes to reshape and destroy treasured memories.

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Jabron661 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, why would you play this game as a native, you will lose every game.

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GhostofPatrickHenry 14 points ago +14 / -0

I remember played Oregon Trail off of a 5&1/4” floppy disk on a single color screen. The left ruins everything.

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fclampazzo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was never really into the game except for the shooting bears and squirrels part.

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Kaarous 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wish I could find a copy of Oregon Trail 2 somewhere. That game was legit.

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Kaarous 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bookmarked for later. If this works, my kids are about to have an interesting long weekend.

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AdmrlNelson 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless you

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HumbleCheeseFarmer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Interesting. I wonder what they think about the “Northward Expansion” of folks coming into the southern border...

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AdmrlNelson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. If Westward expansion was an invasion, so is the current border crisis.

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TheSleepingPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

We were here second.

They act like everyone just stayed in their little slice of Utopia and everyone got along before the Europeans. No territorial disputes.

The Europeans drove them to war.

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Dckman 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ew what the fuck.

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leroynumber3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Board meeting..

Hey guys. Let’s make a new version of oregon trail.

Crap. White peoples.. and woke shitheads will call us out... even if the family dies like real settlers did.

Well, I have an idea, let’s ALSO make a character native. And put a disclaimer at the start...

We fixed it!

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RuleoVicus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Uhhh, while not having a playable Amerindian character, there was indeed stories, celebration and hardships of them mentioned in the first game.

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TheSleepingPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now it will probably be filled with critical race theory.

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benfranklin207 6 points ago +7 / -1

This land is my land is my land, it is not your land, don't believe me ask an in.di.ain

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MrStep 5 points ago +5 / -0

Assuming that means you now get to fight tribal wars, scalp, rape, and take captives as slaves, I think this expansion is going to be interesting.

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MagaChief 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just take any emoji of a device from your phone. Chances are 99% a whi peepo invented it.

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Spez-Covfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait until they release 'Gender reassignment Pac Man' and 'Virtua Signaler'

Looks like the gamer gate Anita Sarkeesian types are getting their way..

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fclampazzo 2 points ago +2 / -0

With Mrs. Pacman you just need to remove the bow and put it on Mr. Pacman. What are they waiting for?

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Spez-Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The dots are now estrogen pills and the ghosts have to maintain social distancing at all times.

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frothy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mrs Pacman is just Pacman after he transitioned.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Pac-They". I love it.

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Jackno8d 5 points ago +5 / -0

A few years ago I had an idea for a sequel to Oregon Trail. I was going to call it Oregon Trail 2 The Trail of Tears. You can imagine what the scenarios would be.

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Joesf23 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh how pathetic! Invasion?? Ohhh you mean like the southern border is right now? The US was tribal and wide open for anyone to grab just like every other chunk of land on the planet. The indians were savages to each other for crying out loud.

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MsAnthropic 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left ruin everything they touch. EVERYTHING.

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2016TrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Actual, credentialed (PhD) Historian here.

Let me be clear on what most Native Americans were: The best analogy is modern street gangs; a bunch of loosely confederated groups operating semi independently under a larger group identity (crips, bloods, Sioux) perpetrating crimes of opportunity against anyone who crossed their path.

If Lewis and Clark had been Mr. Lewis and Mr. Clark, instead of Lewis and Clark and 38 men armed to the teeth, they would have been slaughtered.

Tribal 'borders' were in flux due to constant warfare, almost no group occupied the same region for more than 200 years. Almost all claims to ancient ancestral tribal homelands are complete and utter bullshit.

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Peashout 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could say all of invention ever.

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redinmn 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, thats what I want to play, a game where I get to be on the losing side. No Thanks.

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JoePedoCheated 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love the Leftist Myth that "Native Americans" were just peace-loving peoples, all united, and living in harmony with nature, when the reality is they were constantly at war with one another, with one tribe making slaves out of another, and the only reason they didn't create civilization isn't because of any noble purpose, but because, much like in Africa, they lacked the drive and technology to make the most out of the land's natural resources.

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swarleybing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh cool, so as a Native American character, you get to slaughter the other Native American tribes you don't like?

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Spez-Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

"We have collaborated with Native American scholars"

In other words they asked that toothless meth Indian that was beating his drum on CNN what his opinion was.

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Pepehands 3 points ago +3 / -0

Natives think this shit is stupid.

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

If their previous lifestyle was so great why don't they go back to horses and teepees... not gonna happen. Instead they'll just park a few more broke down cars in their yards when they get their next gov check

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, I wonder this when I see it hear about poor conditions on their Indian reservations. The only people living there are Indians, why aren't they all living in harmony with nature and what not? Who made the Indian reservation a squalid ghetto? It wasn't the White people who made it that way... It was the Indians.

It's like any African shit hole country. There's no one else to blame for the squalor and poverty except the Africans living in it. The Africans make Africa a shit hole.

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Kramit 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are 100% correct

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CommieCucker 2 points ago +2 / -0

So you can ritually murder the women and children you don't take as sex slaves? Sounds like a fun game 🙄

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought the idea of the other coming being an invasion was white supremacy?

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tiredofwinning2020 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know right? Indians… the original racists.

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ThinkingAboutYou 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get a refund too.

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RandomPanda 2 points ago +2 / -0

They could have capitalized on this and made it a multiplayer, Indians vs white supremes. Add things like raping the women and kidnapping children and whoever has the biggest population by the end wins

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Bot-not1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would guess that the gut-grinding savagery tribes displayed towards each other will not be included in the game...

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TheSleepingPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fun Fact: Of all the liberals living on the land "stolen" by settlers, none of them are signing their property over to the Native Americans.

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magaboner247 1 point ago +1 / -0

"You have died of wokeness."

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TheSleepingPresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does this mean that people who are playing the "Native Americans" can attack the invaders?

Because that would make the game unironically historically accurate.