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posted ago by UltraFrogMan ago by UltraFrogMan +232 / -0
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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 20 points ago +20 / -0

They have one at my market. I park my cart in front of it and watch it squeal for help. If you block it right when it starts to pivot, it really freaks out. A porter will come By and say “sir is this your cart? The robot can’t get out” and then I act all surprised “oh, yeah. Sorry about that”. You can really only do it once per trip, but it’s something I look forward to.

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deleted 5 points ago +5 / -0
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yuugecrowds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed! We are just letting them take over without a fight.

Electrocute your local neighborhood robot!

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datahog1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shameful robot racism...

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xmetalgod 2 points ago +2 / -0

God Bless you!

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HeavenlyTrumpets 12 points ago +12 / -0

what the hell? This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in terms of automation. Really? A $35k robot is needed to detect trash on the floor? And on top of that you pay $35k and all the robot can do is yell that someone needs to pick it up? Lol

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lmao 8 points ago +8 / -0

you have to understand, this is not an automated cleaner, this is an automated manager... and the managers get to decide how to spend the money lmao.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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AdmrlNelson 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean.. just buy some Roombas?

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TheNimbleHamburgler 2 points ago +2 / -0

A slip-and-fall lawsuit will cost the company more than $35K.

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residue69 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I first read about these robots, their purpose was to check that items were stocked and faced.

Woodman’s Markets Rolls Out Shelf-Scanning Robots

Scanning shelves. Boosting profitablilty.

Out-of-stocks. Empty shelves. Price discrepancies. Planogram inconsistencies. They all happen—and they all cost you. The Badger Technologies autonomous robot will scan shelves and automatically address these operational inefficiencies.

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RedFoxOnFire 9 points ago +9 / -0

NPC aimlessly roams around, knocking shit over, and making a loud fuss so someone can clean up its mess.

Sounds like a leftist to me.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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starsabove 5 points ago +5 / -0

Job security!

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Dialectic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is it so tall

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neosin 2 points ago +2 / -0

now that's progress!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always say “Marty get the fuck out of my way”

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Bandanna1 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like with the amount of surveillance tech and pixel training/object capture we can do with computers that you could just do this with a camera system.

Like I'm pretty sure you could set up static cams and paint the floor as an area and train a pc to detect trash and highlight it. Could probably send the feed to maintenance crew on the new telzons that are basically smart phones with armor. So that way there is just a little alert whenever there is trash and they can just go to it