It would be an amazing miracle if a pepe frog was there at the tomb on the 3rd day saying he has risen!
I think people would be so shocked by Jesus being risen from the dead, that they'd totally dismisses the frogman herald yelling about Jesus rising from the dead!
LOL
Disclaimer: I'm not religious. Not sorry if this offends you either.
I like the retelling from the Gospel of Peter better. It even has a moving, talking cross.
[35] But in the night in which the Lord's day dawned, when the soldiers were safeguarding it two by two in every watch, there was a loud voice in heaven; [36] and they saw that the heavens were opened and that two males who had much radiance had come down from there and come near the sepulcher. [37] But that stone which had been thrust against the door, having rolled by itself, went a distance off the side; and the sepulcher opened, and both the young men entered. [38] And so those soldiers, having seen, awakened the centurion and the elders (for they too were present, safeguarding). [39] And while they were relating what they had seen, again they see three males who have come out from they sepulcher, with the two supporting the other one, and a cross following them, [40] and the head of the two reaching unto heaven, but that of the one being led out by a hand by them going beyond the heavens. [41] And they were hearing a voice from the heavens saying, 'Have you made proclamation to the fallen-asleep?' [42] And an obeisance was heard from the cross, 'Yes.' [43]
Yeah, I think there's a reason the guys editing the christian bible together left this one out.
More than likely a scribal error that mistranslated "crucified one" with the object "crucifix", and then getting blended with other entities at the event.
There's literally nothing that says all the documents are perfect. It's said that the accounts are. In fact one of Christ's teachings is that there will be corruption in tellings because man, by his very nature, is fallen. It's kinda woven into the point. Even then, I'm saying the clarification is in the original Greek this was taken from and the obfuscation comes from man.
It's always funny to see the fedora tippers with the same paste.bin copy pastes.
"Here's my teenie bopper understanding of the Bible as fed to me by reddit. Owning these Christ fags."
Got it, big guy. Le sky daddy is fake. Flying spheget monster, amirite? Dude, the Pope is so lame and priests molest kids and people are starving and if God were real he wouldn't allow that because he follows my incredibly selfish and narrow ego.
Because they're literally translated by people. Fallible, fallen people. That's like having someone speaking a foreign language to you, and having two people translate it as different things, and then just going " Well, clearly that man wasn't even saying anything real at all because these two guys have different translations ".
You have this little kid understanding of Christianity that is fed to you by other people with nefarious intentions and an equally ignorant view. You're notnthe first person to be like "hey if God is real why arent we all rich"?
I'm a lot more convinced that it fits the evolution of a legend repeated orally over years and years. And I actually got a catholic education. Cue prot sperging.
"Catholic education " and "catholic school" aren't the same thing. If they were, "Catholics " wouldn't be voting for abortion and unlimited immigrant invasion.
Even your own questions about this are in the catechism.
You'll notice the other "messiah," George Floyd, is still dead as shit. Jesus has been giving counterfeit John 3:16 20s as restaurant tips for years with no repercussions. Small differences.
Jesus is live and well. Hope he returns soon.
The Parousia begins in Racine, Wisconsin.
Expose The Root > Reveal The Agenda > Deny The Mark.
The Truth has been shared since The Beginning.
Jesus Christ is The Lamb. The Truth is The Lion.
Agreed, deny the Mark, but prepare to die.
This post is just a weeee bit early and might be better suited to be stickied tomorrow 😊🕊
Whelp considering it was 2021 Years ago, No time like the present no ?
Best come back ever!!!! Ad Christum Fidelis Fren
Praise him
Amen. He is Risen.
He has risen indeed!
I don't know why, but this is one of the most adorable pepe's ever
Hit me the same way Fren.... young Pepe witnessed a true miracle!!!
We have the best community here, don't we, folks? Ask anybody.
Amen
Jesus Christ do not abandon us in these difficult times.
PEEPEE for ME ME!!!
It IS Accomplished!
Amen
Good Friday .... Easter Sunday .... 3 Days?
Ah Fren, You confuse the Event with The Inheritors rememberance services.
Good on ya for paying attention, to learn more Re: The Bible.
Questions are allowed, and not censored at all.
Epical
"On the third day Pepe rolled the jelly donut out of his way"
I wonder what googles start page will look like tomorrow
Save 41% off your dilators.
Kek!
Did Jesus vote Biden?
Dunno, Did You ?
Even if you didnt you did
How is that stone going to fit the opening?
It would be an amazing miracle if a pepe frog was there at the tomb on the 3rd day saying he has risen!
I think people would be so shocked by Jesus being risen from the dead, that they'd totally dismisses the frogman herald yelling about Jesus rising from the dead!
LOL
Disclaimer: I'm not religious. Not sorry if this offends you either.
Remember that time when the glorious Kek followed in His footsteps?
https://kekpe.pe/i/606896849fbc6.jpg
I like the retelling from the Gospel of Peter better. It even has a moving, talking cross.
Yeah, I think there's a reason the guys editing the christian bible together left this one out.
More than likely a scribal error that mistranslated "crucified one" with the object "crucifix", and then getting blended with other entities at the event.
There's some good papers on it if you care. This is a short blurb with a link to one of them. https://www.apocryphicity.ca/2011/08/03/solving-the-mystery-of-the-gospel-of-peters-talking-cross/
Youre going after scripture man, keep that shit to yourself
Man, if only that "divine inspiration" could clear up these perfect documents, huh.
There's literally nothing that says all the documents are perfect. It's said that the accounts are. In fact one of Christ's teachings is that there will be corruption in tellings because man, by his very nature, is fallen. It's kinda woven into the point. Even then, I'm saying the clarification is in the original Greek this was taken from and the obfuscation comes from man.
It's always funny to see the fedora tippers with the same paste.bin copy pastes.
"Here's my teenie bopper understanding of the Bible as fed to me by reddit. Owning these Christ fags."
Got it, big guy. Le sky daddy is fake. Flying spheget monster, amirite? Dude, the Pope is so lame and priests molest kids and people are starving and if God were real he wouldn't allow that because he follows my incredibly selfish and narrow ego.
Because they're literally translated by people. Fallible, fallen people. That's like having someone speaking a foreign language to you, and having two people translate it as different things, and then just going " Well, clearly that man wasn't even saying anything real at all because these two guys have different translations ".
You have this little kid understanding of Christianity that is fed to you by other people with nefarious intentions and an equally ignorant view. You're notnthe first person to be like "hey if God is real why arent we all rich"?
I'm a lot more convinced that it fits the evolution of a legend repeated orally over years and years. And I actually got a catholic education. Cue prot sperging.
"Catholic education " and "catholic school" aren't the same thing. If they were, "Catholics " wouldn't be voting for abortion and unlimited immigrant invasion.
Even your own questions about this are in the catechism.
'Yes.'
So Jesus himself created that meme.
Not even Jesus, his animated cross.
You'll notice the other "messiah," George Floyd, is still dead as shit. Jesus has been giving counterfeit John 3:16 20s as restaurant tips for years with no repercussions. Small differences.
Blessed
Rising again would imply he had doe this before.
Epic photoshop
A little bit blasphemous and not that funny. Pepe is generally adorbs but not this time.
How I wish for critical thinking to rise again.
I'll settle for a holiday celebrating a Dude who saved humanity.
OUT OUT OUT
Are you fucking high?
Truth is not being high.
Try a little harder.