When do we beat Mexico at the border? They are laughing at us at our stupidity. And now they are beating us economically. They are not our friend. Believe me.
-President Trump, during the 2016 election campaign. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6HRC26FBZg&t=629s
Trump Haiku:
"I easily won
the Electoral College,
the whole game changed"
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