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happyfave 96 points ago +96 / -0

I'm white ... I distinctly remember my parents having this conversation with me when I got my driver's license. Be respectful keep your hands visible don't talk back no sudden movements etc. Don't do copious amounts of fentanyl.. the usual

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 49 points ago +49 / -0

lol remember to breathe, don’t pass off counterfeit $20s in Korean markets, etc.

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Neonentity 18 points ago +18 / -0

And throw the fentanyl somewhere other than your pie hole.

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EricCharliemella 14 points ago +14 / -0

And not to hold a gun at a pregnant woman's stomach as my friends ransack her house for valuables. You know, the usual.