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Just got released from jail
posted ago by Hilldog ago by Hilldog +360 / -0

A woman and her lame family came up to me with their phones in my face screaming about how I’m selfish, a killer, superspreader, etc. long story short I smashed her phone and shoved her husband out of my face. 2 hours on the concrete ain’t shit. MAGA

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– Hilldog [S] 32 points ago +32 / -0

I was given one but you already know I didn’t wear that thing

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– Apersonofinterest 30 points ago +30 / -0

What’re they going to do, put you in double jail? Solitary is fantastic because you can take a shit in peace.

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– Maskhole 8 points ago +8 / -0

Double secret probation

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– Medtex1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bury you under the jail?

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– TheNightJanitor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone's been to county 😂😂

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– RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck county! Pink mystery meat sandwiches? Yeah...no.

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