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posted ago by OldsmobileRocket ago by OldsmobileRocket +21 / -1

I need to get out out of Canada, life here is becoming increasingly unbearable; constant tax hikes, restrictions on freedom, covid tyranny and GloboHomo are running out of control and 99% of the population is to cucked to do anything about it. How can I (legally) relocate to a based red state ASAP?

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Japan4Salt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bro, just come here and never leave.

Its the cool thing to do right now.

*looking at you southern border

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would, but I'm white and conservative so I'd probably be deported.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Change your name to Perez.

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cookiesforsale 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can identify as whatever you want. Some dude decided he identified as a polonesian 8 yo girl and they couldn't do shit but listen to him. fucker was like 37 too.

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Zhongda 3 points ago +3 / -0

This, all of the this.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I could dip to a sanctuary city, but I don't really want to cheat my way in

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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Japan4Salt 2 points ago +2 / -0

That may be legit, but its an absolute joke with our current immigration crisis.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

How so?

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Japan4Salt 6 points ago +6 / -0

In reference to what's going on at our southern border.

No passports.

No background checks.

No Covid tests or health screenings.

Free clothes and food.

Free $2500 in an envelope with bus or plane tickets to random cities.

Ability to get social security number and drivers licenses.

Etc. Probably even more bennies than we are told.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dafuq? Really?

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Japan4Salt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes.

They are even giving in-classroom education to illegal children in San Diego while denying the same to American kids.

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riesling 4 points ago +4 / -0

What are the restrictions on freedom happening apart from the covid tyranny?

And what is going on with the GloboHomo?

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cookiesforsale 4 points ago +4 / -0

Canada's dictator I assume? Basically tax hikes galore, forcing sex changes on children if they so much as think about what it would be like if they were the opposite sex, the massive pedophilia, etc.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aside from recent covid tyranny, in 1982 PM Pierre Trudeau added a clause to the Canadian Constitution that the government can restrict/remove any of our rights stated in the 1960 Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms whenever they feel like it for doing things within our rights, so we literally have no rights only government approved privileges. Our current prime minister is a unabashed gigacuck SJW, and him and the rest of his liberal party is constantly pushing they're woke agenda onto the rest of the country. Also Our "conservative" party is made up ENTIRELY of neocons and are even more spineless then swamp republicans in the US. I could go but on but the read would be to long.

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cookiesforsale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better to come in through the south border illegally. You'll get a free ride under Biden. Other ideas... if you're on the East side of Canada roll in through NH and hop I-93 to I-80 then pop I-75 into FL (if my trucking memory serves me). Middle part, take I-35 all the way down into TX.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd take the I-90 west to the I-79 south and head down to WV (I love the mountains), if push came to shove I could continue down to FL. But Cuck Trudeau has shut down the border and is too retarded to reopen it.

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DonnieRamesJio 3 points ago +3 / -0

Detour to Minn. Northwest Angle. Customs by phone

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cookiesforsale 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's ways around it most likely. If not wait for spring and hoof it. Don't bring your phone as it's likely marked, get a handheld standalone GPS and a map/compass as getting a burner will go right onto the "follow me and alert Cuckdoe if I try to leave" list. Have a pede meet you on this side and harbor you till shit blows over.

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do know someone in Texas...

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20-guage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Research emigrating to America and do it legally. Ignore the pedes telling you to come illegally (I assume / hope they're being sarcastic.)

https://www.usa.gov/enter-us

Depending on your skill set, age/educational status, a work or student visa would be your options.

If you want to check out Red States on a short visit, go for a tourist visa.

We also have an Investor Visa option.

https://www.uscis.gov/working-in-the-united-states/permanent-workers/eb-5-immigrant-investor-program

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you!

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OldsmobileRocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm in my 20's and have a college diploma if that that would help.

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20-guage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then a student visa for graduate school would also be something to consider--especially if for STEM / IT, etc.