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RatioInvictus 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL. Same, though 4 (drowning), 4 (electrocution), and 7 (hit and run car vs. bike). My parents finally decided I couldn't be killed (permanently).

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DerailedIt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fell off a friends roof as a nine year old, dropping parachute men. I landed on my back on the concrete. Had trouble breathing laying there for a minute, until my friend punched me in the balls. That kicked the lungs into gear quite fast with a big inhale. I had to walk that off home from his house. We never told our parents.