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FULL TARD 🤣🤣 (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Sheprecon31 ago by Sheprecon31 +1799 / -0
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TheNightJanitor 182 points ago +182 / -0

Actually. This is hilarious.

I'd absolutely do this with a grey one and the NPC face drawn on it.

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Im_too_BASED 49 points ago +49 / -0

I agree 😂

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Sheprecon31 [S] 37 points ago +37 / -0

You got it in one 👍

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 25 points ago +25 / -0

That was definitely Whole Foods. Only the top npc tards go there.

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hillarysmerkin 16 points ago +16 / -0

Looks more like a Publix to me.

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +6 / -2

The Dippin Dots sign on the cart gives it away.

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SirSeizureSalad 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's a sign for french onion dip

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Snoman 3 points ago +3 / -0

The sign over the aisle, another tell.

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Induceddrag 7 points ago +7 / -0

I went to a Target yesterday and it was full of double maskers. I thought that fad died right after it started.

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ScottyGunn 10 points ago +10 / -0

I had to deal with a double masker and face shield behind a temporary Plexiglas shield. I couldn't understand a thing they said, and gave up. Left the business.

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honk_honk_honk 10 points ago +10 / -0

When they unironically turn into Kenny from South Park.

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FemaleBodyInspectur 3 points ago +3 / -0

I did that 2 years ago for Halloween

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projectarcturus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao

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acasper 36 points ago +36 / -0

Pink Guy? Franku are you back?!

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Cmchn 16 points ago +16 / -0

He needs to ingredient to recreate the human ramen

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Tagappliedfork 8 points ago +8 / -0

I don't know. It's kind of gay.

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NomadicKrow2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man, I dunnooooo. Kinda gay, dude

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Donger-Lord2 5 points ago +5 / -0

He makes music now.

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acasper 3 points ago +3 / -0

What?!? No way!

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Aofie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty good music too

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EredAmlug 33 points ago +33 / -0

This inspires me to want the worst.

This should be pinned.

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Chachiex 25 points ago +25 / -0

University chick for sure

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Tommyjet 22 points ago +22 / -0

Body condoms are all the rage...

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CelesteD 11 points ago +11 / -0

Someone needs to make a meme with that Leslie Nielsen Naked Gun body condom scene ...

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brutustyberius 19 points ago +19 / -0

That’s racist! Why didn’t she self realize as purple instead of pink. This is almost as racist flesh colored crayon. Do better.

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regollyek 19 points ago +19 / -0

Funny thing is it still doesn't protect against anything.

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slangin_paint 32 points ago +32 / -0

Wrong. It is 100% effective at stopping the spread of STDs.

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WhoMeTwo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wrong. There is always some fucked up soyboi that will dang it and "spread the word".

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JoseffineBiden 14 points ago +14 / -0

What's crazy is that bitch is probably serious in wearing that thing

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secretbern 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nah. This could be its own protest.

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raver9876 14 points ago +14 / -0

Never go full BDSM!

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h4yw1r3_ 10 points ago +10 / -0

only on Saturday nights.

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EredAmlug 13 points ago +13 / -0

Where did you find this brain wizard?

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Rvnyx 12 points ago +12 / -0

If only it had an NPC face stitched onto the front

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DeusVultIntensifies 11 points ago +11 / -0

When you are the girl in the bubble who needs to venture out. Seriously, if this person is on chemo or something, I understand the hyper vigilance although it will do nothing to protect her. At least she feels like it is.

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the-mighty-kc 10 points ago +10 / -0

$10 says she's a school teacher.

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slangin_paint 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Get your dip on"

Indeed.

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Dallasguy 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's the Greendale Human Being.

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EMP2024 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm pretty sure that's what that is.

Source: I was thinking about doing the same thing but it's harder to do with glasses.

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Enkryptor 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like the pink Wojack. Tried day trading crypto and got Bogged.

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Druid_Con 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought this was a mannequin.

Then I realized it was a biden voter

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LugNuts 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd still hit it.

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Two in the pink?

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think IT would be in you, so maybe Pink in the stink?

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trauncher 6 points ago +6 / -0

She doesn't have the prescribed number of masks. she must add 9 more...

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hiddensfinger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kevin bacon?

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beef-tits 5 points ago +5 / -0

so much for breast feeding

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DebbieinDallas 1 point ago +1 / -0

So much for ever getting fucked again

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Im_too_BASED 1 point ago +1 / -0

People are getting fucked?

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Jeffersonsghostagain 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's has multiple cats to devote her attention too I'm sure

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BlaineBug 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know a guy who went into the BMV and got turned down for wearing a Poveglia plague doctor mask. He returned and they let him in the next day.

I asked him what their excuse was? It covered his mouth and nose, after all.

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grandfather_nurgle 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have the weirdest boner.

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PieceOfParchment7 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left needed a super hero.

It's ReeeeHard.

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MAGAsJustBegun 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm guessing this is to make fun of people.

I'd like to get a grey one of these stitch on an NPC face put on 4 masks, and go around... Add gloves, and maybe more! Carry some sanitizer that I spray when I pick up each item haha

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LoneStarPede 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's being sarcastic right? KEK!

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theanniechrist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tell her her mask isn’t fitted properly and you’d appreciate her not trying to kill you!!

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Thismachinekills 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you sure they're not having a piss?

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MapleBaconWaffles 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you British by chance?

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Thismachinekills 1 point ago +1 / -0

Naw, just an Anglophile

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secretbern 3 points ago +3 / -0

Been thinking about doing this too. So sick of it all. Might buy a death shroud too

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NotMyGovernor 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL

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ByrdSchitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Full body condoms!

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Mad_Hattie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get your dip on.

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New1account1old1user 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im pink dabu dee dubu dy

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Weallseethetruth 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what she wears when her trans lesbian gay horse identifying boyfriend does [email protected] on her!!

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Burn1Bob 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the fuck is that dude wearing?

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Cmchn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think this is a fetish thing.

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Deezy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The player pieces from the game of life gained sentience!

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Prayeradime12 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fuck

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LowIQCrazyMika 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a maniquin? I can't really tell.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pink girl getting Pink guy some greens.

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Peanutshucko 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome GIMP suit!

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ikuyas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope she(?) is just hocking maskers.

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Skyking772002 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kinky.

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Prometheus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can you imagine believing this virus is that deadly? Can’t imagine how scared she is. Sorry I’m assuming gender. Damn.

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Donker 2 points ago +2 / -0

When your fetish becomes socially acceptable

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Lurkermon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn, I want one of these suits. . . .

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

You guys sure she isn't doing this to lampoon masks?

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Patriot_Lettuce 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMFG!

HAhahahahahahahahaha!