.......so the two geniuses, one with BLM and one with ANTIFA acting in solidarity, decided to throw rocks at cars while blocking a state highway. They do this at 3am....in an area with very little lighting. Basically the dead of night.

A man driving to work, hits and kills the two in a horrific accident. Lance is struck so hard, his mangled body is flung 50 feet into a nearby field. DeJarfis' barely recognizable corpse is wedged through the windshield of the driver's car.

Cue the arrival of based county Sheriff.

Driver: "Oh my God sheriff! I didn't see them! Are you going to arrest me? "

Sheriff: "Nope! I'm gonna cite these two. The one in the field for leaving the scene of an accident, and this'n here in your windshield for breaking and entering"

FIN