A nation of ideas. The only people that live in this "nation of ideas" now are conservatives and classical liberals. Mostly white people, but a small number of notable exceptions who do deserve praise for their strength of character testified of by their bravery. We are hopelessly swamped with commies and people that have no conception of the American ethos, or know it and mockingly deride it. We lazily allowed our own children to be brainwashed, stubborn in our naive trust that they were certainly being gifted these high minded ideas (that are America) by their professors.

Well wake up and smell the coffee! It's Christmas morning. I've got some bad news. The gift your child's professor gave them, turns out that the high minded ideas was actually just wrapping paper around a box of Marxism for their mind, soul and body. And there are no presents under the tree this year. The Grinch stormed the North Pole to seize the means of production leading an army of you and your neighbor's daughters that have for some reason been overweight, rainbow haired, and taking psychotropics for chronic depression (they assure you they always had but never displayed) since you sent them to college.

Santa got the guillotine
because he was a bourgeoisie slave master. And it's just a bad idea to be having any hope in imaginary men, or men. The elves have now been re-educated so they know how victimized they were and still are as POC, (people of centimeters) by you POS (people of stature).

They are currently writing up a list of demands as reparations, which will be delivered by Marine One directly to the oval office upon completion. President Har-...Biden and Vice President Harris have said they eagerly await it's arrival, and will immediately appoint a committee to examine the best ways to go about righting these wrongs. -----------------------‐------------ The Whitehouse also released a statement this morning. "Kamala and I are committed to the ever expanding fight for equity with interest. To the POC, We are determined to look at this issue with haste so you know your voices are being heard by us and us alone, WE, the only people that care about you, or will ever care about you.

On behalf of all the POS, which we thankfully do not identify as, we offer this apology. We are very very sorry, but not as sorry as we should be, and certainly not as sorry as we so deservedly will be. We acknowledge the POC are an ancient people, noble and as pure as the driven snow. Many times better than the POS in absolutely every regard, and by every metric. We reluctantly admit that the reason we are so unassailably powerful and rich is because all of the good ideas that we have used to make us strong and our lives better, we stole from you. And that's why you don't have them anymore and are so sad.

As President it was my honor to make history by delivering the POS's insufficiently contrite apology. If you are a POC, if you take anything away from today I want it to be this, you deserve better, and I am in your corner.

President of the United States
      Joe Biden

P.S. I think you are all real good-looking. You look like you'd taste like a lollipop. No dating until you're 30, or 3 ft, whichever comes first. If you ever want to talk about anything my number is Joe 30330. When we get you to the Whitehouse maybe you can jump up on my lap, I'd love you jumping up and down on my lap.

In fact, Christmas is canceled because it's obviously exclusionary, it's right there in the name.

However, in the tradition of celebration on Dec 25th, the nation will rejoice at the celebration of Hanukkah and Kwanzaa. There will also be nationwide pride parades and lots and lots of rainbow colored candy canes. These festivities are for the marginalized groups and their allies only.

Everyone else should be on notice that we are in the midst of a deadly global pandemic. It is imperative you do not travel or mingle with family or friends. Stay home for public health and safety because you are a walking petri dish spewing your germs all over everyone you rapacious pig.

SORRY! I GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY.

 Heritage Americans as a 

whole have been as compassionate, accepting, and open when it comes to dealing with the outsider, as any other nation of people on the planet that I can think of. ( If you can think of any possible exceptions let me know.) In return our kindness has been taken for weakness. The majority of the immigrants I encounter have just assumed and taken as granted that I have no leg to stand on to even voice my opinion on anything as I'm of the most privileged caste historically, and that I will agree... unless I'm not a really a human, but a demon wearing skin and walking the earth.

It's like the story of the camel who asks in pitiable fashion that because it's cold he be allowed to sleep with his head in the man's tent. Softened by the camel's wretchedness the man agrees.

After a short time, more misery due to the absolutely frigid night air is bemoaned until he is allowed his neck in the tent...and so on until the camel is sleeping warm and comfortable in the tent while the man is shivering outside in the sand wrapped tightly in a thin blanket. Well, our asses are on the way out the tent right now.

Maybe now that we have less power than ever we can start imposing the stringent standards for immigration that should have always been in place. Like love for the constitution. AKA, be right-wing.

Unfortunately a lot of other things will have to happen before that.

I think that you have imbibed a bit too much American exceptionalism. I do believe America is exceptional, but because this is where my widened family lives. We are exceptional to ourselves. Even In isolation.

Not because of global events landing power and far reaching influence in our lap.

Not because we have a lot of money. You can get a lot of money making deals with the devil.

You can get a lot of money winning the lottery. And we all know what the outcome often looks like for those cursed with that blessing. Bankrupt, family gone, an embittered wreck if not dead.

In the scope of history America is a newborn. The time we have been ascendant as a great power, two shakes of a lambs tail. Yet here America lies on her deathbed and we are looking for glass to hold under her nose to determine if she still holds life. And you are talking about care to heed the formula of our success? That glass of "openness to intentional demographic replacement via immigration we didn't ask for "that we drank at the party couldn't be the reason we are dying. No, of course not. We didn't drop dead on the spot. It was only hours after in bed that we began to sweat and our stomach to burn and wretch, screaming in agony as we vomit blood all over our expensive white sheets.

Perhaps you are praising your compassion for the camel as the reason for the blessing of the nice warm tent you are sitting outside of, as you begin to shiver.

America has fallen. Toppled by changing voting patterns that mirror sudden demographic shifts. ALL HAIL "OUR" DEMOCRACY!

But you need to chickedycheck yourself because what you just said could be interpreted as smacking of ethno-nationalism...and that shit is poison.