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christianknight 17 points ago +17 / -0

looks like I need church

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Crazzie8s 11 points ago +11 / -0

I mean, I actually thought it was a bag of dicks at first. I need Jesus lol

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Da11en47 9 points ago +9 / -0

I need help.

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TraumaHotel 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Buttigieg Bundle

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c0mpl3x 2 points ago +2 / -0

Booty judge

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Dialectic 6 points ago +6 / -0

They DO look like dildos

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TwelveMoreYears 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought he was prepping a gift basket for Hunter.

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buckfoomers 4 points ago +5 / -1

I saw cylinders first, then I worked out they were split plastic eggs, and only saw what was implied after the implication that there was something dirty.

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NotAPuma 3 points ago +3 / -0

I though it was playdo shit, I was really confused.

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JonathanE 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should I take the dildo's with me then or not?

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Kalom69 3 points ago +3 / -0

I genuinely thought it was a colored dildo multipack

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Guildpro101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does this mean i have to go back to the second easter service today?

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Uh oh, I need Jesus. (Actually it's the Tolerant Left's fault for normalizing public display of rainbow dildos, but we don't blame the real culprits in the "CURRENT YEAR!!! reeeee.")

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