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x79q3pb 22 points ago +22 / -0

Nothing new here, they already picked their camp years ago.

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ChuckedBeef 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sundar is a piece of shit

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WeirdoSlayer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Somebody in another post has been counting. 18 years it's been.

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beachbirdie 11 points ago +11 / -0

Remind me...What's Google?

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fegeline 16 points ago +16 / -0

Like duckduckgo, but they also have the following features:

  • Censor your results so you don't see anything your government don't want you to see
  • 3 first results are advertising
  • Next 50 results are "fact checkers" if you search for particular news
  • Tracking on every site you visit and every link you click on
  • 96% more bloatware downloaded to your browser
  • Targeted advertising, and if you disobey they use this against you by putting up stupid challenges "to fight spam"
  • Lot's of "free" services, with free tracking and free censorship included
  • Fighting competition like M$ did back in the 90's, and would have won if it wasn't for a few pirates in EU that put a few sticks in their wheels
  • Name based on googolplex which is a large number instead of a duck, which is ironic considering that the duck actually has more hits on every search
  • Pretend to break if you use TOR/VPN or other anonymity services
  • Always ask you to login with an account that has all your personal information
  • Refuse to remove child porn, lets the elite use it all for free but report basement pedophiles to the authorities.
  • Offer a cloud service, which is like playing Russian roulette in your companys data center because of their censorship
  • Desperate to get into the Chinese market, they'd pull down their pants and bend forward on Whinnie The phoos command.
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deathbymonty 10 points ago +10 / -0

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn bro you rekt them

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cryptoa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Simple solution

Move Easter to February and say Jesus was black.

Then every major coropo will be sucking Easter rabbit dong.

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t-ara-fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jesus was the black Kang who built the pyramids.

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Cbllbc 5 points ago +5 / -0

May I suggest not using Google?

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SpaceForceMilitia 5 points ago +5 / -0

First time?

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BarnOwl 4 points ago +4 / -0

why are you surprised

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HeavenlyTrumpets 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have to admit I am surprised they have NOTHING. I thought they'd at least have some eggs and bunnies or something.

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BarnOwl 3 points ago +3 / -0

well.... i was surprised last year.... so i understand

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

🐰 G🥚🥚GLE 🐰

See that want so hard, the O makes for a good egg. I think the problem is all the bad eggs at Google.

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deathbymonty 4 points ago +5 / -1

DUCK DUCK GO

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Advhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

No Christmas ether why check delete it from one of your spelling words

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TruthSetMeFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antichrist

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TheMAGAlorian787 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck these pieces of shit.

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commie Google.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember, hacking is illegal, so don't hack into their servers to put up a picture of Jesus.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget every single gay or female POC who ever wrote a poem or touched a typewriter.

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fegeline 1 point ago +1 / -0

They had to cancel Easter because Sleepy Joe is afraid of the Easter bunny

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Smugpepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who are these "savages"?

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Bonami 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, still a shock even after all this time

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

AntiChrist.

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Shadowflare 1 point ago +1 / -0

They do it because they know nobody will do anything about it.

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Winterfires 1 point ago +1 / -0

Google is for pedo fags and sex trafficker hags.

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GotCommonSense 1 point ago +1 / -0

..why are you even making a scene about it?

the absolute naivety on our side sometimes.. Holding these people and companies to any standard is futile and dumb.,

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CrackerJack2 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's probably making the point to someone on the fence who doesn't know what's up yet.

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GotCommonSense 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't imagine many people`who would be in that fence position buying this headline whole lol

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Google is our enemy, because they would do something for us

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HeavenlyTrumpets 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. They put up crap for all these "holidays" and people that no one has over heard or give a shit about.... but ignore the ones people actually observe.

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ScullyMully 1 point ago +1 / -0

Aren't they honoring a Trans Lesbian Bangladeshi puppeter, like they do a few times a week??

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tentonbudgie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Stop using their shit, who cares what they do. Fuck 'em.

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invalid_data 0 points ago +1 / -1

Because Christianity tells them their morals and beliefs are wrong. They want to live in sin and institutionalize it.

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p1smo 0 points ago +1 / -1

Anything but accidental.

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CrusadingPowerUser 0 points ago +1 / -1

They are Satanic pseudo science cultists... It's not even conspiracy

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AtariArtist -1 points ago +4 / -5

Bing is better.

https://www.bing.com

WTF uses fucking commie fag Google anymore?

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invalid_data 0 points ago +2 / -2

duckduckgo

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NiceDice 0 points ago +2 / -2

Lmao Microsoft Bing isn't any better. Duckduckgo or Qwant

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AtariArtist -3 points ago +2 / -5

Duckduckgo = Chinkchinkchink owned. If you promote it you're a Chinky chink chink.

Chink.

LMAO more CHINk!

eat da bat soup - it deerishish

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly even if there's Chinese influence you're probably better off using anything not google.

As for Bing, they at least had a relevant image of the day.

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AtariArtist -2 points ago +2 / -4

Too bad DuckDuckGo is ChinkChinkChink.