Like duckduckgo, but they also have the following features:

• Censor your results so you don't see anything your government don't want you to see
• 3 first results are advertising
• Next 50 results are "fact checkers" if you search for particular news
• Tracking on every site you visit and every link you click on
• 96% more bloatware downloaded to your browser
• Targeted advertising, and if you disobey they use this against you by putting up stupid challenges "to fight spam"
• Lot's of "free" services, with free tracking and free censorship included
• Fighting competition like M$ did back in the 90's, and would have won if it wasn't for a few pirates in EU that put a few sticks in their wheels
• Name based on googolplex which is a large number instead of a duck, which is ironic considering that the duck actually has more hits on every search
• Pretend to break if you use TOR/VPN or other anonymity services
• Always ask you to login with an account that has all your personal information
• Refuse to remove child porn, lets the elite use it all for free but report basement pedophiles to the authorities.
• Offer a cloud service, which is like playing Russian roulette in your companys data center because of their censorship
• Desperate to get into the Chinese market, they'd pull down their pants and bend forward on Whinnie The phoos command.