...an actual person? I'm not Q-tarding over here. Just not certain he's a.... person.
Like. A human. Is he a human? Cause even if he's a human, I'm convinced he's not a person.
I'd believe that he's a meat analog. Or an animate mannequin. Maybe even two penguins in a man suit. Maybe a human. Just, not a person.
He's a poorly designed, coin-operated meat puppet.