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Sunday Gunday BFG Edition (media.patriots.win)             MAGA            
posted ago by neosin ago by neosin +2607 / -3
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basedbusdriver 74 points ago +79 / -5

Marry her a.s.a.p.

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BigHandsome91 50 points ago +52 / -2

Great O face.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 22 points ago +24 / -2

They call that a gungasm.

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SoAngryRanger 11 points ago +11 / -0

War-gasm

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SquiggyMcPepe 9 points ago +14 / -5

Well she put it right in her crotch so it ended up being the ultimate vibrator.

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boonjosh 7 points ago +7 / -0

by the looks of it she prolly gave birth as well.

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rugburnd 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know I did. all 90 million of us.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shootgasm

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PepeSee 26 points ago +28 / -2

The general rule is the most desirable women are most certainly married, just forget it.

This is like that, but more so. Her dance card's never had an empty slot in her entire damn life.

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War_Hamster 17 points ago +18 / -1

I had similar thoughts at your age. I have regrets I didn't focus on finding a good woman and starting a family. I am still hoping to do so.

As far as Conservative women go, I'm in deep blue California and met a super based hot chick right before lockdowns. She has several single based girlfriends who are hot. Many have already made their mistakes and got divorced.

I also go to Reopen San Diego events. The coordinators are a bunch of rather attractive and capable mid-30's early 40's gals.

The good ones are still out there.

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DicksOutForPepe16 18 points ago +21 / -3

These 30/40 something broads who rode the cock carousel through their 20s are usually single now for good reason.

Beautiful women don't end up single because they treated men well.

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a generalization that is often true.

I'm speaking of the exceptions. Some of them went the career route and some had previous marriages that didn't work out. Life's a bit too complex to throw broad labels around.

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DicksOutForPepe16 4 points ago +4 / -0

I agree, there are exceptions, but approach with caution fellow Pedes.

Goes for the lady Pedes as well, it's bananas at the 30+ dating scene.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

The single-mom sector is a target rich environment, but if you date one, know that they're not just judging you as a potential mate but also as a potential father of their existing kid(s). I've seen some good success stories and some disasters here.

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keeponwinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

And dudes, don't forget to check for adams apples these days!

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peltast 3 points ago +3 / -0

broad labels

Heh-heh...

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice catch.

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QuickMaths 6 points ago +8 / -2

California has a lot more attractive women than my shithole of a state (MA). Most of the single women around my age, regardless of political ideology, are physically repulsive or have far too many deal breaking character flaws to even consider investing any time in.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 6 points ago +6 / -0

MA, oh you have my sympathy. Home of the North American Flabby Titted Dullard in it's native habitat. Too bad, beautiful state. I always found the South Coast and their extra vowel a bit off-putting, as in A, E, I, O, U and UHH! Like as in " Are yiz gonna get Duh Cah?" Translation "Are you (plural?) going to get the car?"

Come south, we don't have an extra vowel and plural forms of "you" are replaced by "ya'all."

Bonus: It doesn't resemble the frozen wastes of the ice planet Hoth for half the year besides, Echo Base has fallen to the Empire long ago. We do have our own unique set of issues, however. Either way good luck.

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QuickMaths 2 points ago +2 / -0

The accents here are horrible, the Boston accent in particular has always sounded awful to me. Fortunately my parents weren’t from MA so I grew up learning how to speak properly. I still have people ask me where I am from because I don’t speak the way they do.

I would love to head down south, just gotta convince the rest of the family. I hate MA but I love my family more than I hate this place, can’t fathom leaving all of them up here. Fortunately my family is conservative so we wouldn’t be bringing any liberal bullshit from up my way.

The southern accent is a bonus, easily my favorite American accent, especially when it comes to the ladies.

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ArcanumAbsurdum 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had that accent, I have some cassette tapes of me speaking when I was younger I was playing a few weeks back and I was embarrassed as to how much I sounded like a young hoodlum. I made a concerted effort to banish it decades ago. My family, who have scattered to the four winds, all converged back on the land of lobstahs and mobstahs not to long ago after years of absence and I found the accent wasn't as thick as I remember it, presumably because I hadn't heard it in so long combined with my exaggeration when characterizing it for my friends.

I hope you and your family are all safe and well and that living in "occupied territory" is made more tolerable and less frustrating by being with the ones you love.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a buddy who moved to PA from CA. He had similar observations to yours, so he got on Match.com and opened up his search to the whole country. He was married to a good gal about a year later and they now have two great kids.

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Super_Comfortable 2 points ago +2 / -0

Women in the northeast are ugly. There’s a few outliers, but the standards up there are nonexistent.

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QuickMaths 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah its really bad. We have a pretty bad obesity problem up here, lot of land whales, and the few skinny women you come across are usually already married straight out of college or they’re raging lunatic leftists.

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Super_Comfortable 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s very interesting. The competition among the men up there is fierce for the few attractive girls around. Ironically, in other parts of our country those girls would not be considered good looking. Poor guys up there can’t even hope to filter out women based on politics.

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MakeCaliRedAgain_202 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is there a good way to get involved with the Reopen San Diego events if I don’t use social media’s?

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War_Hamster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just sign up for their newsletter and attend their events. They email a few times/week.

They are protesting on Tuesday to get the county to open meetings to the public again, but it seems like they've got events almost every week:

https://www.reopensd.org/?mc_cid=5377b9e02d&mc_eid=712e121e6a

Some a$$clown also put up a fake site, which is pretty hilarious:

https://reopen-sandiego.com

Tells me they're being effective when they draw trolls.

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PepeSee 18 points ago +20 / -2

I just want to say, "Good luck - we're all counting on you."

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PepeSee 8 points ago +9 / -1

Oh for flying fuck's sake.

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democrats_r_pedos 2 points ago +3 / -1

I am sure your ego will turn the non-gold digging women off.

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Jsmitty112 11 points ago +13 / -2

I know right!

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squiddface 3 points ago +4 / -1

SIMP!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer -22 points ago +7 / -29

Is she 15?

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JudicialDredd 16 points ago +20 / -4

Have you seen women? First time?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer -11 points ago +6 / -17

I've also seen Junior HS girls.

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JudicialDredd 7 points ago +13 / -6

Ugh. There's a sticky post with the don and his grandchildren. That young lady in the picture is like 13-15.

This chick holding the terminator gun? Easily 24-25 ( sub 30) from skin firmness, weight and height, appropriately acquisitioned aviators, drove to the range in her boyfriends Jeep Sahara limited (insurance alone keeps it college level), down range trigger discipline, and formal but sporty pony tail....come on man. She's legal.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer -2 points ago +2 / -4

Someone who apparently knows says she's 17. I was close.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

anaconda would say that. Someone who apparently knows says she's 17, so I wasn't far off.

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CucksForTheDonald 2 points ago +3 / -1

I would sooner guess 25 or 35.

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NataliesFeet -6 points ago +6 / -12

She's a 17 year old WOMAN.

Edit: Hey guys, Matt def fucked that girl. But he didn't break the law, depending on age of consent law in that state, which is probly around 17. He was single and banged a 17 year old in his 30s. Pretty weird and not a good look but he's not getting charged with anything. DOJ just tryna make him look bad. Roy Moore vibes. I think it's pretty funny he did that tho, and if a democrat did it this site would be calling him a pedo. Anyway, I guess they took a trip together, crossing state lines, and doj found out and pounced. Because he must be a legit threat to them.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer -5 points ago +2 / -7

Ok, close.

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acasper 30 points ago +33 / -3

Most based of vibrators. Wear long pants.

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JudicialDredd 10 points ago +12 / -2

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHH

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PepeSee 7 points ago +8 / -1

BRRRTTTT

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kornesque 5 points ago +6 / -1

KKKEEEKKK

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DeplorableSpic3 3 points ago +3 / -0

For men

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MAGA_mantis 22 points ago +24 / -2

She's enjoying it.

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xBigCoffinHunter 18 points ago +18 / -0

That O face at the end

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 17 points ago +17 / -0

High caliber woman right there.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 15 points ago +16 / -1

Crowd control! Anybody know what caliber?

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Jaybone86 14 points ago +16 / -2

7.62 x 51

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 13 points ago +14 / -1

Wow! (The blm special?)

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MSG1000 9 points ago +11 / -2

Whatever it is they’ve some serious downscaling as nobody alive can shoot it standing up. To illustrate, in the movie predator, a big bulky dude was playing an American Commando. Guy was ripped but when it came to his minigun, even though it was modified to fire blanks (much less recoil), he could not shoot it standing still without being braced off-screen. A short burst still kicked his ass.

 

So for this lovely lady to shoot one, some very fun and creative tomfoolery had to be done.

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King6of6the6retards 6 points ago +7 / -1

Jessie "The Body" Ventura. I been wanting to got to the jungle ever since I watched that predator movie.

And yeah, tomfoolery.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer -5 points ago +3 / -8

Thanks! She looks 85# max. I was thinking she's handling .556 ok, but can't stay on target.

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Cacciali_Via 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm. Most girls were fit in the 90s.

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Cacciali_Via 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also attribute it to black culture being accepted by white kids and girls are more susceptible to media influence than boys.

Overweight women have never been considered the standard of beauty in Western Civilization. Each generation had one or two exceptions for curvy women such as Sophia Loren, Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole Smith etc, but on the whole, the ideal has always been fit/healthy until black culture started to dominate the media.

Those girls who are thick in their teen and college years often become massive as their budgets expand and their metabolism slows as they exit their 20s.

Plan ahead when picking a wife fellas.

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LibertarianXian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Plus there are those size-acceptance spreads in magazines like Cosmo. Voluptuous and curvy is fine but >30% bodyfat is obese, not voluptuous.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice write-up. Generally I agree with that.

Re: specifics here, you're assuming the worst. When I was 12 I saw 12 year olds more developed.

We can't really say any individual or their body type is what others "should" be. And it's possible for a Mother of 3 in her 40's to be ripped; although those are probably late bloomers.

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MSG1000 1 point ago +2 / -1

Dunno why you were downvoted but yeah, the brass looks 5.56 (and probably blanks) and I swear it’s firing a lot slower than normal too. That said, miniguns are not accurate and are meant to fill an area with lead due to fire rate. While not as effective, sweeping a true minigun can be more effective than one might think.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, one person on the minigun (even in .5.56) and one on the automatic grenade launcher and crowd should be controlled. Also effective for securing far elections.

Accept no substitutes!

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MSG1000 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damn Straight! :)

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +5 / -1

Vote counting precinct control. Guaranteed to keep em in line.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +2 / -2

Board up your windows MY ASS!

This is how we fix it ;)

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JudicialDredd 1 point ago +2 / -1

Blam blam blam blam shrapnel shrapnel blam blam blam

Uuuuuuhhh, shit! reverse the fake totals! Now!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Business gets taken care of no other way

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Lobo60 3 points ago +6 / -3

The minigun is 7.62x51. Not sure if it comes in any other calibers

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MSG1000 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fun fact: the original modern electronic gatling gun was for fighter jets and created the rotary auto-cannon type of auto-cannon. As there was a similar need for helicopter door gunners, a scaled down version in 7.62 was made that earned the official name of “minigun”.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a cannon, not a minigun.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

5.56mm Microgun.

If I had money and retirement I'd make a Nanogun chambered in 5.7mm.

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RedditIsCommunist 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s not a mini gun

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Ocrazio-Cortez 13 points ago +13 / -0

White, blonde and looks fine with a minigun. EVERYTHING the Left hates :)

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ShadowyMrBlank 11 points ago +11 / -0

Human Casualties: 0.0

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PepeSee 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL I was waiting for "That's a damn minigun" or similar

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MAGACountryResident 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you look closely there is a hot blonde in this video

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TheInvaders 8 points ago +9 / -1

Please...I can only get so erect

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cosmos411 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's like a night after Oysters Rockefeller and Viagra.

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DrinkTeaNotKoolaid 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hate to admit this; the shame of it all, but hers is bigger than mine,,,,,,,

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xxxMAGA420xxx 6 points ago +6 / -0

Noice

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

The M-134 is a wicked piece of machinery folks.

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RedditIsCommunist 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s not a mini gun. You can’t shoot a mini gun holding it like that.

I’m not sure what this is but the video is either fake or someone rigged up some much smaller lower speed lower cal version of it.

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Scuffers 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like a 5.56mm Microgun.

Nobody could stand up and hold a 7.62 mini gun whilst firing it.

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Seruna_Kanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Freedom Vibrator.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wife her up and procreate.

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DontArkancideMeBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

BFG

Big Friendly Gun

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JudicialDredd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Big Fuckin' Giggity

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ravioli_king 4 points ago +5 / -1

Not a gun person, but wow it looks fun to shoot that thing and other guns at a range.

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PraiseBeToScience 4 points ago +4 / -0

Something about this is off. Gronk could barely control a microgun and his thighs weigh as much as this girl. Jesse Ventura in Predator needed to be attached to a support rig to hold and control the gun.

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AssPhixEAtion627 4 points ago +4 / -0

She so hott!! And the blonde not too bad either

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MagaHippie88 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love it!!! I wanna try!!! Plus she looks likes me :) am more of a natural blonde but seeing this sis pede kickin ass makes me so stinkin happy, thanks for this fren!! <3 MAGA2021

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h203h 4 points ago +4 / -0

for all the commies out there. 😁

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 3 points ago +3 / -0

I picked up one of these at Big 5 today. J/k

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SFAM1A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dang, took that recoil like a champ

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1776Widowmaker 3 points ago +3 / -0

I guess that was her O-FACE.

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RonohWrathmore 3 points ago +3 / -0

you barely got her started with 40 rounds... Let her do the full 300... then see what her face looks like.

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TownHallBall 3 points ago +3 / -0

America

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TRUSTthePLAN2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

damn id love to sow my seed in that hot slice of america

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Nate700 3 points ago +3 / -0

What gun is that?

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RedditIsCommunist 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think it’s a fake prop. The ammo dropping out looks especially edited. It’s not possible to fire a mini gun handheld like that. It must be tripod or vehicle mounted.

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

There's airsoft miniguns.

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RedditIsCommunist 1 point ago +1 / -0

It must be something like that plus some image editing for “special effects”

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Scuffers 2 points ago +2 / -0

looks like a 5.56mm Microgun?

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cd3dog 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh yeah. Take her home to mama. NOW.

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googliter 2 points ago +2 / -0

T1GF

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly, this chick looks like Kurt Busch's "Assassin" girlfriend, Patricia Driscoll.

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cajun_robear 2 points ago +2 / -0

No Viagra needed.

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LibertarianXian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beautiful Fine Girl, amirite

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PedeExpress 2 points ago +2 / -0

Doom babe!

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jkatzz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mikey. I think she likes it!

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GoodvsEvil2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I AINT GOT TIME TO BLEED.

OLD PAINLESS IS WAITING.

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who is she?

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jermzdeejd 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mini orgasm....

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-Lumenatra 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shot one once.. Best $300/sec of my live.

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TheSaltyVet 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think she got moist.

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GeneralVeers 1 point ago +1 / -0

Minigun: BRRRRRRRR

Girl: Ohhhh, yessss........

Me: Where's the sound?? I WANT SOUND.

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SaltyBobCat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me when I wake up to take a leak.

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coinneach007 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't looks like a big scary AR-15 to me, waiting for this eggbeater to be on amazon with free shipping any day now.

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DeplorableSpic3 1 point ago +2 / -1

That has to be fake ... the recoil alone is more pounds than her

That’s why only sexual tyrannosaurus are allowed to operate it

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seilgu 1 point ago +1 / -0

BASED.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

When the muzzle-rise offsets the weight of the rig.

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elitist_j3rk 1 point ago +1 / -0

STEP BROTHERS HUGE GUN MAKES HOT YOUNG BLONDE CLIMAX