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Tenspot20 12 points ago +12 / -0

Cracker Barrel

Crack Head humor provides the best comedy entertainment, by far!

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Except when you're at a gas station trying to buy a water and keep you in line for 18 minutes trying to pick which lotto scratchers to buy. Happened to me today

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he a crack head or a cheese head?

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LiteraIIyHitIer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Right, and he was fucking his 13-year-old niece while also fucking his dead brother's wife (a.k.a. the girl's mother) while also getting them both into crack.

Juggling that kind of complex relationship, I can see how the little details might get away from you. There's simply not enough time to stop and figure out what it is that you're smoking...

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King6of6the6retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meh. I was working on a ranch in the middle of nowhere and found a ziplock bag in the spice cupboard labeled "Mexican oregano."

Turns out that's not slang. Not a bad smoke, even with notebook paper.

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Bigger_igloo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, to be young again.

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sgt_richard 3 points ago +3 / -0

And biden has nuke codes.

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MAGAbeast2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

He also forced Hallie Biden to do vile sexual acts

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JungleJim 0 points ago +2 / -2

Like what?

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sure why you're downvoted. I don't know what he's talking about either, and I followed this pretty closely.

Close enough to know Hunter took a picture with his dick out while his niece was on the bed behind him. And also that he sent text messages to her to meet in a public bathroom to "fold laundry", a term that is used by parents when they need to fuck when the kids are around. They say they're going to go fold laundry as an excuse to get away. And also that Natalie's mom wouldn't let Hunter alone with Natalie anymore and Hunter himself texted about it.

But I don't remember hearing/reading anything about Hallie being forced to do vile sexual acts.

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JwPATX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where does this put Fauci?

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EredAmlug 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did hunter really say that?

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NC_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's probably in his book.

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Skimoose69 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would pay good money for Doocey to ask circle back girl about this.

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Bigger_igloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

So.... how was that fire cheese tho? Asking for a friend.

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JungleJim 1 point ago +1 / -0

My buddy snorted Carpet Fresh powder, thinking it was coke. He's still alive (and fifteen years later doing much better than me, someone who has never snorted household cleaning products nor cocaine).