That way, when she grows up, she won't think she deserves to be treated like a princess. Instead, she will be well grounded, have friendly eyes, and attract the types of guys that I want hanging around her.
All this stuff I hear from lousy parents who suck at parenting who say "We did the best we could and that's all we could do."
I'm sorry but if I had a kid they wouldn't be going astray. Your kid rebelled because you're an awful fuckin parent. That's the bottom line.
Get her a compound bow and a 4 wheeler. Teach her the outdoors. Get her competing in sports. Buy her a puppy. Buy her some books. This shit shouldn't have to be rocket science. Kids don't really want to play with plastic shit anyway and they only play with them when they're bored.
Sports require dealing with other parents. Some of which definitely would not meet your standards. Then you'd be a mouthy prick and embarrass your lil girl who then would punish you in unimaginable ways causing a divorce and child support payments. One day you in your studio apartment are thinking back on how your perfect lil girl became a drug addicted stripper....... that is how life happens.
That's a lot of assumptions there dude.
I was riffin.