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julianReyes 106 points ago +106 / -0

Pepsi

You mean the same company that gladly provided the USSR its cola when the regime failed to create its own?

Fucking consumerist mindset, thinking that supporting the biggest multinational rival instead of the actual little guys will change everything.

For fuck's sake, Pepsi funded a Black Lives Matter Kendall Jenner ad that was memed and mocked on years ago, and NOW they're the "anti-woke" soda?

"Voting with your wallet" isn't changing anything until the consumer gains standards and a memory.

Buying cola at Dollar Tree would have been more effective.

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DaveMastor 63 points ago +63 / -0

Pepsi isn't anti-woke, it's simply less-publically-woke-for-now-until-they-do-something-stupid-too.

Also, the soviets gave PepsiCo old military boats in exchange for Pepski, temporarily giving PepsiCo something like the 7th (I think) largest military fleet on the planet.

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Leonrhodes1993 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yep they gave them the fleet to sell for scrap as payment it's a shame Pepsi didn't keep it then we could have had them attack Coke for the first corporate war.

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RohdKill_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cola Battles on the high Seas!

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acasper 15 points ago +15 / -0

Awesome history fact.

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Bigbadchows 30 points ago +30 / -0

I stopped buying Pepsi and Coke months ago. If you really need a Cola, try Win Dixie's "Chek Real Sugar Cola" . It is only available in 12 packs, the fake sugar version is basically Faygo. But I have mostly eliminated these products. I also brew root beer and cream soda. Coke and Pepsi wont see a dollar from me for many years even if they repent. Make sure your OJ, juice and bottled beverages are not owned by these mega corps. Short list https://www.eatthis.com/coca-cola-brands/ and long list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Coca-Cola_brands

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spezisthedevil 11 points ago +11 / -0

Do you use real sassafras in your root beer?

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TheGreaseman81 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the most hipster thing I've ever heard someone say.

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spezisthedevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's all i know about root beer. It contained safrole until the '60s when it was banned. Now the flavors used are mostly wintergreen and vanilla. Always been curious about what root beer used to taste like. I'm no hipster. Just read a shitton of encyclopedia articles as a kid.

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TheGreaseman81 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just kidding around. It's just that the way I read your comment, I could see it as the text of a meme with some guy wearing a v-neck and an infinity scarf saying that.

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spezisthedevil 2 points ago +2 / -0

No. I reread it and you are right. Something a dude with a handlebar mustache would say.👌

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Bigbadchows 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do use sassafras but sourcing is not great. I remember wild sassafras when I lived in Port Washington NY. The Oil is used in the production of MDMA. The US Government is destroying it in South America.

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Worry not. Chyna has produced a economical mdma precursor that does not require safrole to begin with. I feel better already.

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julianReyes 9 points ago +9 / -0

I also brew root beer and cream soda.

Self-sufficiency fuck yeah. This should be the top post.

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Tip-O-Matic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I quit drinking soda years ago. I still have one occasionally, maybe one a month, but my main weakness is Blenheim Ginger Ale. Delicious stuff!!

For me, Coca Cola was only good for mixing with Jim Beam (I know... It's best straight up), and while Pepsi was my favorite, that changed back in 2008 when they changed their logo to mimic Obama's campaign logo.

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Grady_Wilson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Careful, drink too much Faygo and you'll end up listened to ICP and calling yourself a Juggalo.

Haha.

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Illinois4Trump 21 points ago +21 / -0

I only drink water, milk and coffee.

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fuckthealphabetsoup 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just wait till you need to buy your own cow, and coffee plantation to avoid woke companies.

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Illinois4Trump 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or just shop local from people who have cows and coffee plantations. No need to do everything myself.

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julianReyes 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good. Stop sucking from the teat of commodification.

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GlockArm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I live near enough farmers that sell their product to the public.

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

So, don't buy Dasani

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Illinois4Trump 5 points ago +8 / -3

Lol who the hell would buy water

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Hanging_Chad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ozarka slaps

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RichardNoggin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you on well?

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

#metoo

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Formerlurker92 9 points ago +9 / -0

Change takes a lot of time and effort. It took decades to get into this mess

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julianReyes 9 points ago +9 / -0

I'm just frustrated at people taking "the path of least resistance" yet again when, if they had exercised a little bit more effort, they would have had more impact. Posts like this give the wrong idea of being proactive.

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Harsh_Truth2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like sitting on the internet posting memes all day while the world burns down around us, eh?

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Wind-chasing_luhua 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pepsi was behind the commercial where the elitist Jenner girl handed someone a can of Pepsi in Exchange for peace or some shit.

I buy that underground soda anyways like Dr. WHAM and Faygo.

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GnomeWithAnAxe 41 points ago +42 / -1

How about no soda at all? Stay hydrated and be healthy everyone

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airborne3502 12 points ago +12 / -0

Good advice. Nothing tastes as good as water when you are really thirsty. They didn't give us 'Potable Coke' in the Panamanian jungle, or Death Valley, California.

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F_D_Romanowski 8 points ago +8 / -0

I cut out all sugar, fast food, and processed foods a year ago, At 55 years old I now weigh the same as when I was 20. When you read and understand the nutrition labels on what you're eating you'll understand 90% of the stuff in grocery stores are packed with extra sugar.

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outsideop 2 points ago +2 / -0

OR FUCKING SOY. Jesus! That shit is in a bunch of shit!

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dontdrinksoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's make our own company. PATRIOT COLA.

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Kinestron 1 point ago +1 / -0

High consumption of sugar is bad for children

Make sure your children have a chance at learning and keep them away from sugar. It's not just weight gain and diabetes we need to be concerned about. Looking back at my life compared to friends in elementary to high school, they were always a step ahead of me. I definitely consumed too much sugar early in life(candy, soda, donuts, slurpees and tons of sugar in coffee which was I drinking by age 10).

If the next generation is going to fight against this socialism and large government, they need every advantage they can get.

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booblitchutz 24 points ago +24 / -0

STOP DRINKING LIQUID DIABEETUS!

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

My favorite part about conservatism is being told what to do. 🙄

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Marxismdelendaest 15 points ago +15 / -0

Y'all, do your best to quit drinking any kind of soda. There's a reason "cutting back on soda and candy" is the first thing most people do when they try to improve their diets. This is especially true for any pedes who struggle with inflammatory issues, too.

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acasper 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just consume less. It’s simple. Drink water.

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rockytrumpoa 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dont drink sugary shityoiu faggots.

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the-new-style 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pepsi was Woke before you even knew what it was

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Jonald_Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

TAKE IT FROM ME INTERNALLY PEPSICO IS THE SAMEz. Why do you think manufacturing plants refer to it as PepsiWoke? They has just kept the public gaffes to a minimum.

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el_gato_pepe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Didnt Pepsi turn their logo into Obama's logo during the 2008 campaign?

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AngeredKabar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just stop buying sugar water.

I'm guilty of it myself, but I'm trying to cut back and I don't feel as gross anymore.

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remindmelater 6 points ago +6 / -0

Acid in soda rots your teeth out fast and the high fructose corn syrup is like a rapid weight gain formula...plus for some people like me it gives you a belly ache. Don't drink soda for your own health...

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fdumont 6 points ago +6 / -0

One better! Do not buy any soda sugar drink. You will be more healthy and the pharma Nazis won't be able to sell their shit

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Seruna_Kanus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see you, Texas flag.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Are Dr Pepper & Royal Crown OK?

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +6 / -2

"Conservative boycotts" don't work. I have never seen anything like this in any store, ever. All that talk about Goya being sold out everywhere? Didn't happen anywhere I went. I honestly think people are rearranging shelves to take photographs.

Best proof I have is Twitter. So many talking heads on YouTube talking about "Twitter stock tanking" after some controversy where it drops a few percent. Twitter is up 17% YTD and 177% in the past year. Your boycotts don't work.

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kek_saved_the_world 4 points ago +4 / -0

Choke and die coke, choke and die

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tombombadil86 4 points ago +4 / -0

They've probably got a deal with China.

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AlpineSeaHolly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go woke, go broke

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NadlerShartWaddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

drinking soda

ngmi

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Coca Cola is racist, they believe and assure that the black community cannot get an ID like any other race.

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WarViper1337 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll be more interested in seeing their report to the investors and how they justify the sudden drop in sales. Also just stop drinking soda anyway. That shit is horrible for you.

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepsi is just as cucked.

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lenchodahated 2 points ago +2 / -0

vanilla dr pepper 👌 that’s where it’s at

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redinmn 2 points ago +2 / -0

My 10 bottle a week habit of Mellow Yellow (1 for breakfast and 1 for lunch every day of work) has turned into a 5 bottle a week habit of different flavors of Mtn.Dew. Im actually saving a couple bucks and getting some different flavors along with my kidneys not freaking out as much. BEST BOYCOTT EVER.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, don't buy Pepsi either, but other than that, good job.

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DEEPSTATE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trust that I'll never buy a coke product again

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NoNewFrens 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just stop drinking soda overall. You'll feel 100% better trust me.

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bidensniffingkids 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about we stop buying soda. Less money to globalists and better health.

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Multiple_Muppets 2 points ago +2 / -0

The goal ia to punish crazy wokeness, if they all go woke well u drink the least woke of the bunch, but probs better to drink no soda...

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LarryBugman 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s one of those bittersweet victories.

Fuck coke.

But....it’s Pepsi...Yuk.

We need a third brand.

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dontdrinksoy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepsi sucks, too.

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BumpForTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im done with it

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Honkey_McCracker 2 points ago +3 / -1

Just sitting over here sipping my ice cold Dr Pepper.

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Yssarile 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the new ESG bs. They're making it easier to boycott them. They want it to work the other way- but they've simply sown the seed of their own destruction.

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buttholemania 1 point ago +1 / -0

Coke is a superior product to Pepsi.

Shasta is the way

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden Administration will combat this by subsidizing Coke products with food stamps...

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paullyj57 1 point ago +1 / -0

I buy L A Cola in oz. Tastes better than the majors

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myswedishfriend 1 point ago +2 / -1

Or the Coke truck was just recently there.

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Haywood_Jablome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you sure this wasn’t at MormonMart?

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halfstep 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yall have short memories. Pepsi was on the forefront of the SJW bs when they tried to pander using one of those Jenner kids in the anti-police movement.

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Look at the floor, these aren't even pictures from the same store.

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BingusCombat 0 points ago +1 / -1

Definitely don't break any of the coke bottles though...that would be soo messed up....

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FinishTheBorderWall 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also don’t place red stickers on them to remind the suckers who buy them that “Trump won” etc.