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posted ago by BurtMcGirt ago by BurtMcGirt +418 / -0

Probably heard it 30 times, in person, over the weekend.

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Schiffblower 13 points ago +14 / -1

I just say “no you’re not”

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BurtMcGirt [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

"What do you mean I'm not? I got the shots! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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holytrpbatman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bestie: I got my vaccinations Me: Like a good doggie Bestie: no, now I'm protected Me: so how long do you have to keep wearing the mask? And you can still get it? Bestie: it's 70% effective Me: so it's not a vaccination Bestie: it IS a vaccination, nothing is 100% effective Me: so I didn't have to get the polio vaccine because I was born after the global vaccination campaign, because it was far more effective than 70%. You didn't get a vaccine Bestie: yes, I DID Me: so the definition of vaccine has now changed, to be less effective? You didn't get a vaccine Bestie: I see what you are saying, BUT I GOT VACCINATED Me: ok, you keep telling yourself that. By the way, did you know your life insurance policy won't cover your death if you've been vaccinated? It's classified as experimental. Bestie: what the fuck!?!

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BurtMcGirt [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Amen! Changing the definition of "vaccine" is the biggest crock of shit. I hate the left's manipulation of language.

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MrEvangelon1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sad to see people getting harmed, but....reality is starting to hit hard for some.

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

As long as it isn't the MRNA one, I still say it's an actual vaccine which just sucks.