On another note: I've heard if you say "retard" three times while facing a mirror the entire DNC faculty of retards comes through and snatches your soul, takes you to a place where you need flame retardant clothing to retard the damage caused by the flames shooting from the mouths of leftist retards who live in a perpetual emotional retardation whose only goal in this world is retarding the more tender and logical sensibilities of those who aren't retarded.
Please clap; I'm still trying to wake up and be somewhat witty...pretty retarded of me really.
They'd better hope those sneakers are flame retardant.
REEEE! You can't say the "R" word. That's hate speech.
Can't say it without the REEEE!
On another note: I've heard if you say "retard" three times while facing a mirror the entire DNC faculty of retards comes through and snatches your soul, takes you to a place where you need flame retardant clothing to retard the damage caused by the flames shooting from the mouths of leftist retards who live in a perpetual emotional retardation whose only goal in this world is retarding the more tender and logical sensibilities of those who aren't retarded.
Please clap; I'm still trying to wake up and be somewhat witty...pretty retarded of me really.