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CovfefeAnon 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Anyone who runs is a conspiracy theorist. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined conspiracy theorist."

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BallsackPaneer 9 points ago +9 / -0

Answer to the next logical question:

"You don't lead them as much"

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CelesteD 9 points ago +9 / -0

I always heard that as a terrible war joke.

"how can you shoot women and children" ?

"you just lead them a little bit"