Are you a lion roaming 1000s of acres of forest, or a dog tied up to a tree in a backyard?
When you plant yourself in one place for decades, with the same job for decades, you can't understand how much better it could be.
"But I'm happy where I am."
Go out back to pet your dog and notice how excited he gets. He's happy too. And he's happy because ignorance is bliss. He doesn't know about the forest. He could be shagging every female wild dog imaginable. He could be eating fish and squirrel instead of that shit dog food he's gotta eat every day. But he's still happy because he doesn't know any better. A kid will play with him once in a while. He'll get fleas a couple times. And then he'll die. It's the same fate for these people that never venture out and explore their untapped freedoms, born and raised in the same town they die in. I'm here to tell you, if you live this way, you would be glad you didn't.
Get out there, explore and be adventurous while you still have that one life to live, and you'll thank me for telling you to do so.
Get a Job. You'll thank me
Lol they always get angry at this type of comment.
I make $25/hr hustling people in cardrooms and pool halls lmao. Have fun working your lame ass 9-5s.
Stop lying nigga, you hustling that butthole out when you short on cash. LOL...fucking pool hustler - my ass..
The only butthurt I'm seeing right now is coming from you champ lmao. You sound like this guy I was playing poker with yesterday. He's like there's no way you play this fulltime. There's just no way. Then I said but maybe there is a way it's just those thick ass glasses cause you not to see it. That guy's envy is about as heavy as yours my dude. 😎
I don't envy anyone who lives in a tent on wheels and has to shower in a gym.
Yes you do, that's why you are so energized to downplay my way better life.
I got one, I compete for a living, but thanks.
I bought a little camper van and lived in it for two years, just going wherever I felt like going. I have some unforgettable stories from that adventure. Highly recommended, but be warned, you can go broke fast
What's your best story?
a bear attacking the camper while I was inside. meeting some real native americans and being invited/ included in an actual pow-wow. gathering mussels off the rocks at point conception and eating them for dinner. drinking tequila in mexico and being tossed in jail with no idea if i would ever get out. the list goes on and on.
That's awesome.
sounds like a good idea until you run out of money and end up working at mcdonalds. This is how early 20 year olds think.
When I run out of money I call a backer and he gives me a $1000 to play with.
RIP your lifestyle.
LOL! your 'Backer" is prolly behind you fucking your ass out son....LMFAO!
Good one champ, you really got me. Lol.
We all know how you get those free chicken strips at the truck stops...climb up into that sleeper and spread your ass wide. You fucking Bucket Shitters are all the same....
I eat like a king. 👑
I love this.
I came to that realization my first year of college. Dropped out, got a dog, and lived out of my pickup for 5 years, going from one ski town to another. Hit every state in the continental US eventually and then ended up in Costa Rica for a year.
Ended up getting a girl pregnant, now I have an extremely smart 20yr old daughter, married a much better woman than her mother, got a decent blue-collar career, and nice house on a large chunk of dirt next to a trout stream in southern NM.
Your advice is solid! Why save the exploring for when you are retirement age and can't get around well enough to adventure properly?
I wish I had some more retirement saved, but I'm already comfortable living minimally so I'm sure I'll make whatever happens work. Considering selling the house and property after a while and getting a boat I can cruise the world with!
Badass man. I love it. 🎯
Obviously ur a deranged Bob Wells RTR Bucket Shitter. Go fuck yourself you mobile homeless person.
Lol upset over your life choices and unleashing your frustrations out on me. That was entertaining thanks.
LMFAO...you just shit in that bucket daily and throw your fecal matter into McDonald's garbage cans, steal water from gas stations with your Water Thief, and keep getting chased out of Walmart and Planet Fitness parking lots by security - cuz they are done with you Bucket Shitters squatting on their private property [thanks for ruining it for legitimate RV travelers.....fucking idiots like you and cult leader Bob Wells... convincing retired people that this is a superior way of life...you fucking imbecile promoting such a precarious life. Go get your shower at planet fitness, before they also ban you fucking Van Bums.
Lmfao I've never had to shit in a bucket and never would. My vehicle is extremely clean. I've had to piss in a few bottles before though. Fun times. The great part about security is if I ever run into one, rare chance, I just move to another location. Even if I get towed, which has never happened, what will my tow fee be? I'm sure it's no more than a week's worth of rent lol. Don't be a hater. RVs are kinda dumb, they stick out too much and require lots more space to park.
Sounds like you're just upset at yourself for not making the best choice.
First of all, your mere connection to this site to post your bullshit is parasitic, as you're most surely using Dunkin' Donuts, Walmart, or some other businesses Wifi connection.
LOL, "rarely when security runs your bum ass the fuck out", you just "move to to another location"? Fucking 'Tard...I sleep very well EVERY night knowing that nobody is going to kick me the fuck outta my house in the middle of the night and send me on my way at 2AM like a fucking vagrant - which you are.
RV's have their purpose...but they are simply not made to live in 24/7/365 like you retards use it. And if you're in a Van? LOL, fucking prisoners in supermax prison cells have more usable room that you do.
You Living the dream eh? Keep that nonsense to yourself you bucket shitter. Go suck Bob Wells' dick at the next RTR and he may help you install a solar panel on your rig.
Fucking Parasite at Planet Fitness, just to wash your nasty fucking ass. Soon enough they will boot you fucking van bums, as their patrons will complain about you using their showers only.
IF you have Black tanks, you probably dump them at every Walmart lot before you pull out. You nasty mofo...
😂🤣😂😂😭😂😭😭😂
First off, Mr. Funny Pants, I don't live in my vehicle, I sleep in it. I don't need room, the world is my backyard.
Everyday I wake up I say to myself, what should I do? Is it a nice day to golf or hit up the beach? Or is it a shit day? Time to play poker or hustle some people at a pool hall. Is there a good tournament anywhere? Does a team need a sub for a softball league? Is there a disc golf course nearby? A county fair? A nice restaurant or a good fishing spot?
A gym to use showers is an obvious necessity. I don't look homeless, and I bet I dress nicer than you. You're also way more broke than I am, as I haven't had to pay a shit ton of bills in forever lmao. Its clear you're just venting your frustrations at me because you realize all your hard work and sacrifice hasn't made your life better than mine. 😂🤣😂
Sleep in that cargo van, squatting on private property, shit in that bucket, and get run off like a vagrant every other night. But don't come on here promoting this fucking vagabond lifestyle as superior or even as an alternative. Besides, you're just one T-Bone accident from being homeless an cooped up into a super 8 waiting on an insurance pay out.
I've never been ran off yet. Security has knocked on my door once. Everyone's a pussy these days so I said I can't be sleepy driving on the roads. He walked away.
Yeah I could get in an accident, and tomorrow, I might be scared of the sky falling on me too. You sound like a bitch, but at least you're half way entertaining.
It's not only superior, it's multiple times more superior as I sleep just as good as you every night lol. Which means you bust your ass and work your tail off almost everyday for nothing, for the same sleep setup.
I don't need a house. My kitchen is every nice restaurant in America. My living room is wherever the fuck I wanna be today lmao. My life is leagues better and deep down you fuckin know it. That's why you're mad lol.