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posted ago by rambler_ontheroad ago by rambler_ontheroad +17 / -3

Are you a lion roaming 1000s of acres of forest, or a dog tied up to a tree in a backyard?

When you plant yourself in one place for decades, with the same job for decades, you can't understand how much better it could be.

"But I'm happy where I am."

Go out back to pet your dog and notice how excited he gets. He's happy too. And he's happy because ignorance is bliss. He doesn't know about the forest. He could be shagging every female wild dog imaginable. He could be eating fish and squirrel instead of that shit dog food he's gotta eat every day. But he's still happy because he doesn't know any better. A kid will play with him once in a while. He'll get fleas a couple times. And then he'll die. It's the same fate for these people that never venture out and explore their untapped freedoms, born and raised in the same town they die in. I'm here to tell you, if you live this way, you would be glad you didn't.

Get out there, explore and be adventurous while you still have that one life to live, and you'll thank me for telling you to do so.

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rambler_ontheroad [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

😂🤣😂😂😭😂😭😭😂

First off, Mr. Funny Pants, I don't live in my vehicle, I sleep in it. I don't need room, the world is my backyard.

Everyday I wake up I say to myself, what should I do? Is it a nice day to golf or hit up the beach? Or is it a shit day? Time to play poker or hustle some people at a pool hall. Is there a good tournament anywhere? Does a team need a sub for a softball league? Is there a disc golf course nearby? A county fair? A nice restaurant or a good fishing spot?

A gym to use showers is an obvious necessity. I don't look homeless, and I bet I dress nicer than you. You're also way more broke than I am, as I haven't had to pay a shit ton of bills in forever lmao. Its clear you're just venting your frustrations at me because you realize all your hard work and sacrifice hasn't made your life better than mine. 😂🤣😂

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Final_Arbiter 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sleep in that cargo van, squatting on private property, shit in that bucket, and get run off like a vagrant every other night. But don't come on here promoting this fucking vagabond lifestyle as superior or even as an alternative. Besides, you're just one T-Bone accident from being homeless an cooped up into a super 8 waiting on an insurance pay out.

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rambler_ontheroad [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never been ran off yet. Security has knocked on my door once. Everyone's a pussy these days so I said I can't be sleepy driving on the roads. He walked away.

Yeah I could get in an accident, and tomorrow, I might be scared of the sky falling on me too. You sound like a bitch, but at least you're half way entertaining.

It's not only superior, it's multiple times more superior as I sleep just as good as you every night lol. Which means you bust your ass and work your tail off almost everyday for nothing, for the same sleep setup.

I don't need a house. My kitchen is every nice restaurant in America. My living room is wherever the fuck I wanna be today lmao. My life is leagues better and deep down you fuckin know it. That's why you're mad lol.