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Ebbie8708 11 points ago +13 / -2

In all fairness, who the f— is flying spirit.

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SnowflakeJuice 4 points ago +4 / -0

I flew Spirit once, wasn't even cheap, I needed a last minute flight and they were the only one with flights available that fit a tight schedule. It was 2 hours of hell each way

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Ebbie8708 3 points ago +4 / -1

So they as a state are dumb af enough to pay 80k a month for a place in Manhattan but can’t spare $200 a pop for a decent flight?

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peterstrzoked 8 points ago +9 / -1

They like to tell everyone about the great deal they got servicing their 80k Lexus at the quick lube joint on MLK Blvd.

Yeah, that 10 dollars off what the Toyota dealer charges is all well and good until the quick lube guy ugga duggas your drain bolt.

Penny wise, pound foolish.

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Snowblind 6 points ago +6 / -0

Having worked at a dealership (though not Toyota) chances are good on that ugga dugga regardless 😂

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Dr707 4 points ago +4 / -0

I literally heard the drain plug snap on my work truck at a valvoline drive in. I leaned out the window and said "was that the drain plug, or did you drop the wrench"

"Drain plug" was all I heard.

Dude came back up from the pit and said "well whoever did it last overtightened it, it would've broken no matter what"

It was him that did it last, my boss has a fleet account there. The dumbass had to agree to fix it because it was recorded that he had done the oil change last and he who broke it this time.

I won't come within 15 yards of one of those joints in my personal vehicle

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former_lib_enlighten 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bruh, its because of that 80k apartment they can only afford Spirit!

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ugh. Reminds me of all those young people bitching about how they can’t afford to live on $1500 a month because rent is like $1200 a month.

Get a better job, move or make better life decides you dumb c—ts

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I did once many years ago; I wasn't picky about which airline I flew so long as it was the cheapest direct flight of the bunch.

They were five minutes late in boarding us, so the agent at the ticket counter gave everyone snacks. Good ones too; we're talking Friday's Potato Skin chips.

I'll never forget that. Other airlines didn't even blink when they boarded later than that.

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never go with the cheapest flight!!

Stick to nonstop and the shortest!

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Genericwhitemale 0 points ago +1 / -1

joggers

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SnowflakeJuice 1 point ago +3 / -2

Likely didn't have a lawyer on retainer, more likely calling a buddy of his or fake dialing

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Ebbie8708 0 points ago +5 / -5

Don’t know about the Jew part, but I feel the same about Alligant.

All airlines are shitty right now but at least on AA I can expect the person in the seat next me isn’t some glue sniffing methie that needs their emotional support lizard named Bob to fly.

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BallsackPaneer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why can't the emotional support lizard be female or the other 500 reptile genders?

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Ebbie8708 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because I’m not in a drug fueled mental illness episode because I sniffed some glue before doing meth and Bob was the only thing I haven’t burned to death.