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PB_Mack 145 points ago +148 / -3

You forgot the bomb.

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the_neon_cowboy 79 points ago +83 / -4

nah needs a sheep if you know what I mean...

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Cesare_Borgia 67 points ago +69 / -2

Or a preteen boy.

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Based_Asian 22 points ago +23 / -1

And a glass of camel urine

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Long_time_lurker 15 points ago +16 / -1

Which is known to cause the disease MERS, if you needed more reasons not to drink camel urine.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 13 points ago +14 / -1

Thanks for the save???

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 1 point ago +1 / -0

But the Prophet (PBUH) told me it was good for the digestion!!

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Grunt422 10 points ago +10 / -0

You hit the nail on the head. I wonder how many people know that on the desert with little water that is just what caravan Camel driver drank. Mohamed started out as an itinerant, illiterate Camel driver so I guess he drank his share.

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Probably_tryna_sleep 11 points ago +11 / -0

So one hypothetically calling him a camel jockey would be historically accurate? Like calling him a pedophile, with his child bride and all?

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Grunt422 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hypothetically ? No I called what he was a Camel driver. When his boss died (the owner of the Camels). He somehow married the widow. That put him in a position to lord over the locals that had made fun of him as the village fool. That's when he also had the power, and money to start putting an army together to start attacking other villages was a war lord. It's all history !

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Probably_tryna_sleep 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know you called him a camel driver, but I was just jokingly pondering if someone were to refer to muhammad as a camel jockey (much like someone who uses a horse as a mode of transportation professionally is sometimes a horse jockey) would that not be historically accurate. While my arabic vocabulary is miniscule, I know from my knowledge of other languages, often there is flexibility in translation...

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RabidZoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought I heard raping conquered women, young boys, and farm animals was written in the Koran...? Maybe only the first two and the third was tossed in for novelty? Gotta switch it up once in awhile, ya dig?

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bigbossman2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why do they shag sheep at the edge of a cliff?

So they push back!

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DogFacedPepeSoldier 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thr devil is smart. If you're going to create a false religion to rival the worship of the one true God, you can't just start out with the murder and torture.

You have to give your followers something to hide behind and convince fools that they're peaceful until they're strong enough to conquer.

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dontsteponsnek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Variety is the spice of life

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard he swallowed too...but not water...and only most of the time.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 13 points ago +14 / -1

Kek

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DZP1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muhammad made a big mistake leaving his laptop off for repair.

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Long_time_lurker 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nah, he mercifully waited until Aisha was 9 or something.

Granted, the Sunni/Shia split is related to this somehow, and half of them don't believe her at all. But it still amazes me how many would follow the pedo version...

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Grunt422 7 points ago +7 / -0

The split came when Mohamed died. There was a disagreement as to who should succeed. I forget what faction won, but they have been killing each other since. Kind of like a dump truck like Biden usurping the Presidency !

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core101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't stop him thigh-ing her with his penis while mercifully waiting for her to turn 9.

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OrangeJesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only on Thursdays...

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VladimirP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course you'd suggest that, cardinal.

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SlumberBalu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Before or after drawing the raped 8 year old girl with mutalated genitals?

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Bald_eagle82 8 points ago +8 / -0

Disgusting religion; i say send all the commie feminists over there, see how they feel then

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Error404 4 points ago +4 / -0

'Absentmindedly' wtf lol

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SpaFixr 3 points ago +3 / -0

What, you never slipped and had your dick land in a sheep’s genitalia?

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Stolen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ewe

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SenorTrumper 4 points ago +4 / -0

needs bofe.

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muslimporn 14 points ago +14 / -0

They're drawing Muhammad from the 7th century not from the 21st century you daft pillock. Also if it were historically accurate that would be child porn you 42 caret plonker. Everyone would be out to cut off your hands then you silly sausage.

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CahalTheMad 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Daft pillock," "plonker" LMFAO Where the hell are you guys at night time? It's so dead and boring around here for us who work nights. Nothing but reddit trash on handshake accounts here at night while the funny pedes only visit in the afternoons. ☹️

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I visit at nights. I'm the type of poster that calls everyone a faggot tho

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slangin_paint 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, they are.

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Whoopies_tds 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does the 21st century version have gender reassignment surgery and drink soy?

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody know what Mohamed looked like. So you could draw a pile of Pig dung with a fly on it and you could come close !

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Kraotic 10 points ago +10 / -0

One of my proudest moments is having the government of Pakistan ban my site (and a few others) over depictions of Mohammed. I wish I had been this creative or artistic in my attempt.

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FloydsLimpBlackCock 7 points ago +8 / -1

And the fuck goat

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +6 / -0

Camela Harris is a throat goat

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slangin_paint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude

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GODwins76 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't want to watch that blow up.

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Coolgenner 52 points ago +53 / -1

A dick faced pedophile

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Hanging_Chad 6 points ago +7 / -1

The dick has a dick o_O

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

thatsthejoke.gif

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fegeline 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nothing beats egg Muhamed tho. Based painter Lars Vilks showed Muhamed drawings to a whole room full of Islamic radicals. They tried to kill him and threw eggs at him, his response was to pick up one of the eggs that didn't crash and paint Mohamed on it.

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603win 43 points ago +44 / -1

Aloha Cockbar

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redditadminssuckit 7 points ago +8 / -1

HAHAAAAA

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SavingPrivateGrace 30 points ago +31 / -1

Start with a dick pic and end with a false prophet.

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Carnasty 6 points ago +7 / -1

And a dick pic. It ends with a dick pic too. Much smaller at that.

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ThomasJ 27 points ago +29 / -2

Islam has no place in Western society.

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DivineEternal1 22 points ago +23 / -1

Islam has no place in the world.

-FTFY

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Bass_Ackwards 5 points ago +5 / -0

Even if you take this from a leftist perspective the religion hurts women, LGBT people, and minors. So much for the religion of peace when they blow up innocent people for their virgins in "heaven".

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +3 / -0

At infinitely higher rates than Christians by the way... But they're only concerned with Christianity because they know Jesus is the truth

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Whitespace 1 point ago +2 / -1

The left wants the destruction of our civilization and totalitarian rule. Perfectly consistent to enrich their diversity with like-minded pedophiles.

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RiffFantastic 20 points ago +21 / -1

We need more Koran burning and draw Muhammad events in this country. Fuck em if they’re offended. That should help weed out the people that don’t belong here.

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yep__yep__yep 3 points ago +6 / -3

I don't think we should burn any religious texts, and here's why.

People who are susceptible to Islamic radicalization usually aren't ones to read the Koran themselves, and I'd venture to guess that some or most of those who do ACTUALLY read the Koran from cover to cover are disgusted with its message.

As an Atheist (I know I'm going to be downvoted on just that point) and a former Christian, I've read the Koran from cover to cover. It pretty directly says some horrid shit women, men, CHILDREN, apostasy, recruiting, heathens (anyone who doesn't follow your ideologies), etc...

Its important to KEEP these texts available for people to read and understand what a brutal religion it can be.

The same reason why we can't silence communists. While I ABHORE and HATE communism and socialism, it's important to understand their arguments to be able to dismantle them piece by piece. That's why I'll fight for their right to be wrong and speak their flawed opinions to the world, so we can correct them and bring them back to logical society.

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RiffFantastic 7 points ago +8 / -1

Im not saying let’s burn all Korans, but let’s burn some. Show these fuckers what America is really about. Total freedom of expression. If they can’t handle it, they don’t belong here.

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yep__yep__yep -3 points ago +2 / -5

I mean, you CAN burn whatever book you want to, but again... Counterproductive. It's antithetical to actual discourse and education.

We should be educating these people, not making them hate us more for being retarded barbarians.screeching "DIS BOOK BAAAAYD"

Also, where does it stop? Burn the Koran. Let's burn the holy Bible too. What about climate change textbooks... Its only one slippery slope to burning Fahrenheit 451, and 1984... You CAN burn these books. It's your right... But it will eventually do more harm than good.

I dont expect to change your mind, so when you do start book burning, I won't be joining your 2 Minute Hate.

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Whitespace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Counterproductive to whom? To people like you who don't want to offend them?

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. Pretend I said that I guess.

When have I mentioned offending people? I don't care who wants to choose to be offended, what I care about is teaching my fellow man.

Being a cunt to people you are trying to change the minds of does nothing but make them hate your ideas. It's counterproductive to YOU.

Let's see how you decide to interpret what I said since you like to make shit up and pretend I said it.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

As an artistic expression/free speech, burning something is powerful. I think the point of burning the Quran would be to bring attention to it. Then you could hand out copies at the event, with the relevant passages highlighted. Perhaps we should be publishing the annotated version of the Quran to bring attention to the problems with Islam? Left side of page = Quran, right side of page = Holy cow! Can you believe this passage says slavery is a good thing! WTF!!!!

In general I'm against burning books because I think it's just wrong (unless you are freezing and it's the only thing you have to burn). But, for the Quran, I can see the appeal.

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Whitespace 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not about terrorism. The foundation and networks upon which they are built ARE the people who study the Hadith and the Sura. They are the organizational basis of a larger war on civilization.

And yes, people who are killers do study the koran too. It's not about radicalization. it's about ISLAM. Get real.

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

So the solution is to burn books? Not, you know... Learn from the past, learn from their texts, and by proxy learn how to dismantle their arguments?

You act like destroying it and pretending it never existed is the right thing to do. Rewriting history how you see fit is wrong no matter who does it.

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

woosh

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yep__yep__yep 1 point ago +1 / -0

woosh mate it was just a prank bro it was just a joke

woosh and "you didn't get the joke" are fuckin cop out.

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Whitespace 1 point ago +1 / -0

There seems to have been some miscommunication here. There is no question about these texts remaining available. Any burning would be symbolic. I think you're tilting and windmills here.

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memechallenger33 1 point ago +1 / -0

Actually, I just realized that burning it is great. Just like doing the Mohammad Cartoons. Basically, every person who is not Muslim should draw Mohammad every day. Because we can. Because they can't kill all of us, but it will be easier to declare war on them and win if they more obviously declare war on us directly (instead of clandestinely as they do now).

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +4 / -3

This is true, but that time has pretty much passed. It would be considered a hate crime, even if you paid for the stuff.

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ianpatrick1966 3 points ago +4 / -1

Kid in Iowa got sentenced to multiple years with hate crime enhancement for burning a fag pride flag

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dizzle_izzle 5 points ago +6 / -1

Get the fuck out of here.... For ONLY burning a pride flag? Holy fucking broken country.

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ianpatrick1966 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yup, its pathetic. Our country is dead

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RegularAmerican 16 points ago +17 / -1

Why's it on a french flag

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Formerlurker92 20 points ago +21 / -1

Because the muhamidists took over the country

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RegularAmerican 12 points ago +13 / -1

Are you telling me France is no longer France?

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neokulak 12 points ago +13 / -1

Yes.

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jubyeonin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Which flag of a muslim country would you prefer?

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isis flag would fit. You know the black one

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Grunt422 2 points ago +3 / -1

The one with the Moon, and a Sword. Are there any others ? LOL.

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Whitespace 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Muslm Brotherhood flag has a sword. They're probably the largest network of organizations in America.

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Grunt422 0 points ago +1 / -1

Sorry. I got carried away. Saudi Arabia, and the Islamic Empire flag do have swords as did some older ones. The Moon, and Star are now most common. But the sword is a common Islamic sign of Islamic conquest. My bad.

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Anticommuniste2 3 points ago +5 / -2

Charlie Hebdo.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's what I thought. I DK why we both have a downvote without even a response to why

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guitarmastershredder 12 points ago +14 / -2

Hey I Heard ISIS is Coming Back... A return to Wars

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Formerlurker92 20 points ago +21 / -1

Weird how that happens immediately after the Americans first president leaves office

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GODwins76 6 points ago +9 / -3

Trump annihilated them all!

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jubyeonin 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not really. They got broken up.

It's mostly the women keeping it alive. Their boys will rebuild by 2028.

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GODwins76 5 points ago +6 / -1

So you're saying that Trump will win a 3rd time and finish them before they ever have a chance to reorganize?

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Whitespace 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fountainhead is Islam. You are correct. You can break up certain organizations. Ultimately Islam must be castrated like they did to to their slaves.

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RedditIs4Retards 1 point ago +1 / -0

2028??? Biden is rebuilding them as we speak

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mattroomsq 1 point ago +3 / -2

Yes, did he not? I've heard of very small factions of ISIS but, I thought the last of them were taken out. Surely when Al-Bagdaddi the leader was killed, I thought that would be the end of them.

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GODwins76 2 points ago +3 / -1

Well I stand corrected, I heard John Brennan is still running around wanting to become a black woman.

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NinjaPlease 2 points ago +3 / -1

And with the resent changes to the military, we should be able to get some entertainment out of the whole thing , bunch of bottom surgeries, gone get blasted .

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guitarmastershredder 1 point ago +1 / -0

Blast those bottoms

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BarneyFrank 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah and they are heading straight for Xinjiang (they aren't heading for Xinjiang).

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 11 points ago +12 / -1

Piss be upon him

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redditadminssuckit 8 points ago +9 / -1

You forgot the part where it goes up a goat's ass

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +8 / -1

Wheres his canonical child wife Aisha?

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yep__yep__yep 5 points ago +6 / -1

Being brutally beaten or raped off camera. Actually happened in the Koran.

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BowelSharpton 5 points ago +6 / -1

Is the fearless Pamela Geller still having "Draw Muhammed" contests in Texas? F-ck these goat-humpers (not literally). I've got a sense of humor about organized religion in general, my Catholicism to a MAJOR degree (yeah yeah, buttf-cking priests, how original....) but get so DAMN sick of seeing christianity CONSTANTLY and tiresomely bashed while leaving These MANIACS alone. I remember when, disgracefully, even Monty Python PUSSED OUT about a decade back, issuing some spineless statement.

If christianity is such a dangerous religion why is NO ONE afraid to ridicule it? If Islam is the 'religion of peace' why is everyone TERRIFIED to ever criticize it?

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yep__yep__yep 0 points ago +1 / -1

Monty Python pussed out of what? They did Life of Brian which followed a parallel story to christ, but didn't make FUN of christ.

How'd they puss out?

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

I never once said Python didn't NOT make fun of christianity - they CONSTANTLY ridiculed christianity - but they pussed out on making fun of [ISLAM](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2530920/You-parody-Islam-says-Palin-Monty-Python-star-believes-religious-sensitivities-increased-impossible-make-Life-Brian-today.html)

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woah, I think my first message came off the wrong way. Sorry, pede, i didn't mean anything by it.

They did absolutely make fun of Christianity the religion, but personally I think they handled and dealt with Christ the figure with grace and respect. Christ was a character in Life of Brian, and the only people acting silly it being made fun of were the people listening to and interpreting Christ.

I fact, they talk about it in an interview/debate with a pastor? Or a priest? Where they're accused of making fun on Jesus himself, and they explain that Jesus is the only normal person who appears in the movie.

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry dude - sometimes the written (text) word comes across as argumentative when it's anything but. I've got a Python doc specifically regarding the making - and the AFTERMATH - of Life Of Brian which is quite brilliantly entertaining. All your points are superb and I agree - they mocked the pomp and circumstance and the ancient, crusty traditions of christianity (with special emphasis on my Catholicism many times) but not Christ The Man.

MY primary point was even the mighty Python (for some reason I was thinking it was the ENTIRE troupe minus deceased-Chapman of course, sometime around 2008) that stated "We wouldn't DARE make fun of Islam 'in the current climate' " but I guess it was just Palin (I'll have to look, I was thinking it was all of them. I was just seriously disappointed that these Elder Statesmen of Comedy chose the cowardly route (et tu, Brutus?).

As a Catholic I understand the ridicule of our traditions, the TIRESOME HollyWeird narrative of the predatory priests, blah blah - okay fine, but maybe pick another TRULY DESERVING piñata like, I don't know, murderous Islam not once in a while but ONCE?

Sorry for the miscommunication.

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yep__yep__yep 2 points ago +2 / -0

All good, friend 👍 no hard feelings. Yeah, text doesn't convey tone very well.

I'd love to watch that doc! I was raised on Monty Python, and my entire family loves their comedy. I believe you that they wouldn't have wanted to do Islam for fear of retaliation. I mean you hear stories of people being killed over drawing Mohamed, or being critically maimed. I see how they pussed out.

I do agree that something needs to break. It cant be a life or death situation to have your religion poked fun of. Most religions are made fun of in some capacity, but Islam is the one exception? Kind of a double standard.

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BowelSharpton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had to get yet ANOTHER external drive just to hold my "series" (ancient stuff like Blake's Seven, Red Dwarf, Twilight Zone, etc) and just hooking it up to see the title of the Python doc in question, this is it in its entirety on youtube - 53 minutes, The Secret Life of Brian. Quite fascinating.

I always loved Python for not just breaking down the barriers but completely obliterating what came before them and being pioneers in absurdist, non-sequitur, surreal comedy. But their shying away from Islam - like all the OTHER 'cutting edge' comedians - I always found extremely disappointing.

Another fantastic doc - I THOUGHT I had but must have accidentally deleted it dammit - is Monty Python Conquers America (from 2008, 53-ish minutes, sadly not on youtube). Extremely entertaining. Brothers Luke & Owen Wilson's open minded DAD ran the local Dallas, TX PBS affiliate and would run Python in the 'dead zone' programming hours (late PM etc) and their 'cult' status started to catch on. So he & some financial backers decided to bring the whole gang to the US (college tours, etc) in the early 70s and then they REALLY exploded here.

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Sour_Limey 5 points ago +6 / -1

10,000s of Uighur Muslims rounded up into camps in China and not a peep from their 'brothers' in the West.

Cunts.

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QuickMaths 2 points ago +4 / -2

There is a reason why. There is an old proverb that is said to have originated in the middle east that says “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.”

We have long been regarded as their enemy, and its a designation we have more than earned given how many of their countries we have fucked up and how many civilians we have killed. They recognize that China is our greatest enemy and thus they have chosen to remain quiet about the plight of the Uighurs in order to keep China off their own backs and focused on us.

You can’t entirely blame them, they agree that what China is doing to the Uighurs is wrong but they consider China committing genocide against its own people to be far less evil than the US invading their countries, bombing the shit out of anything and everything we feel like, overthrowing their leaders, arming terrorists, rigging their elections, and killing civilians.

There are obviously many things to be concerned about with Islam, especially Muslims that practice Sharia Law which is not at all compatible with western society, but we can’t ignore the evil we have inflicted upon them.

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thingaboutarsenal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haram af.

Noice!

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NeverBeFat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone visit the Mohammad (damnation be upon him) image archive at http://www.zombietime.com/mohammed_image_archive/.

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US3RNAM3 4 points ago +5 / -1

Oh yeah i saved picture and am going to spam all the liberals phones I know

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ontothefuture 4 points ago +5 / -1

Salman Rushdie entered the chat

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chahn1138 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fantastic!

I just drew the "Prophet"!

A Genuine Dickhead!

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SaltyKrakenBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pedophile false profit.

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Coprolite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hello snack bar

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barronwin 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is something I've never thought of before - we should sponsor a Draw Mohammad Day on partiots.win and flood the internet with pictures of Mohammad. That and Winnie the Pooh Xi

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BostonVoter 3 points ago +4 / -1

🤣🤣🤣 Mohammed is a fucking Queer

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akj2012 3 points ago +3 / -0

fuck islam. pedo worshipping scumbags

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WWF_is_Fake 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never been too good at drawing but this might be a good start to practice. Thanks!

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Theyreallinonit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is this blurred in the thumb nail?

Ohhh yeah the penis which embodies moohamheads head.

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RumDrummer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did pretty good on 2, not sure why you need to go any further.

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rufrignkidnme 3 points ago +3 / -0

If we played by their rules, they wouldn't exist.

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

where are his hands to beat women with?

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watamellon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Absolutely haram. If I wasn't off to buy another wife so help me Allah you would taste my shoe.

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OperationWetback 3 points ago +4 / -1

I will never be able to un-see it now.

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ARfreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like that his nose and eyes are just a second smaller penis.

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17pat76 3 points ago +3 / -0

That dude is a straight up faggot

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Tryan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fabulous:)

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newfaggot 3 points ago +4 / -1

I miss the ramadan bombathon counter guy. 😞😞

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're still here: thereligionofpeace.com

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Johnny_Rebel 2 points ago +2 / -0

The testicles need to be bombs and there needs to be a goat somewhere. Otherwise great work.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂 very spicy!

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incitatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dingle berries be upon him.

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Tryan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm glad mohammad is dead.

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iWillStand 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mo is a pedo

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ENVYNITAZ 2 points ago +3 / -1

LMFAO!

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SaltHarvest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh there are some mad lads on here. I'm still laughing. :)

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Anticommuniste2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the incorporation of bleu, blanc, rouge. If I had to bet, I’d say this is a French political cartoon.

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GarudaDarkblack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it upside down? I thought the hairs went on the other end.

Oh wait, they are just tucked underneath the turbin.

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Deathlessly 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a connoisseur of this type of art, I would just like to point out that for this dick to happen, you'd have to twist it 180 degrees so that the top of the glan pensi would be on the same side as where the scrotum would be hanging as seen in the picture.

If this were a normal penis, the top of the head would be seen with where your pubic area should be. Don't worry. It's just a simple medical illustration, not an actual photo.

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Bombshellacking 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you were in Iran, Yemen or Germany, you would be hanged for posting this

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Je Suis Charlie Mohammed?