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nds19 273 points ago +273 / -0

Who defines what is essential? Fuck the globalists.

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TheNewRepublic 145 points ago +145 / -0

Essential is communist term. Nothing like this should happen in a free country.

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A1waysLurk1ing 67 points ago +67 / -0

If you aren't essential you are a useless eater.

100% EUGENICS DRIVER VERNACULAR.

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Hanging_Chad 11 points ago +12 / -1

And most service/hospitality is run by retards in all classes

Trump hospitality being the exception

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read that as "art classes."

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once I was a server in Portland. Oregon had some strange labor arrangement with hospitality services. Essentially they were paying the state for the benefit of retaining the server if I remember my thoughts on it at the time.

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STONKATRUCK 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd be totally okay with the vaccine being optional even if the side effects were desteralization. It would work itself out.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

EXACTLY.

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newuser999 14 points ago +14 / -0

"This is for your own safety"

Said every oppressive government in history as they knock your door down and either murder you or imprison you. Literally huge red pills for any non-brain dead normies

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SquareBites 41 points ago +46 / -5

It's all a lie to convenience liberals.

Ask yourself this: who is the med school, extra educated class?

Liberals.

They use science and technology to enrich themselves and always leave us out of the winnings.

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A1waysLurk1ing 32 points ago +32 / -0

You spelled retards wrong.

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ShyRipley 7 points ago +7 / -0

kek

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

Except they are anything but "liberals" and need to be called out on that.

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citydwellertrumpfan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yuppies.

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CahalTheMad 18 points ago +18 / -0

The same shitbirds who wrongly think they have the authority and right to decide what human beings "need" or "don't need." Such as the anti-gun lunatics and muh universal healthcare retards.

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pullofthemoon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Easy, look where the elite shop. See that? That's 'essential'.

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MudDog 9 points ago +9 / -0

who defines what is essential

If you can make a tiktok dance video while doing it, it's essential, so tiktok will decide

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Formerlurker92 126 points ago +126 / -0

Boris has been a disappointment to conservatives in his country

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 102 points ago +102 / -0

He’s a disappointment to freedom loving people everywhere.

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joefreed2020 23 points ago +23 / -0

I wonder if there will be a flu vaccine passport too.

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skatestraight 19 points ago +19 / -0

Think bigger. It will become a liberal passport

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newuser999 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh boy, mine isn't looking too good.

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Harambe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have a dream that my children will be judged by the color of their skin and not the content of their character

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Carry_Your_Name 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget that they think of it as a brilliant idea to identify the "resistance" and ostracize them from the society.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They don't need a passport to accept throbbing cocks in their ass. Why should we need one to pick up groceries? Fuck those power-bottoms.

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HKFan 45 points ago +45 / -0

it seems like Trump used to keep him in line somewhat. As soon as he was out of the picture Boris became just another pussy ass brit globalist

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Populist_Leader 32 points ago +32 / -0

Boris “had covid” towards the beginning of the EU’s lockdowns and after that became a globalist authoritarian.

I have a feeling it wasn’t covid that put him in the hospital...

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HKFan 21 points ago +21 / -0

Meh, while I believe COVID is a scam, I do believe it's real but only a threat to those in very poor health and the elderly. The latter group we should try to protect, the former should learn a lesson about how their shitty choices don't necessitate the world coming to a fucking stop and everyone becoming shithead commies. Either way we shouldn't be shutting down anything or wearing dumbass masks, etc

I believe that Boris isn't the picture of health and it hit him pretty hard and he's letting his personal experience dictate his policy.

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mnguy12000 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, you're a fat ass who couldn't put the fork down. You're bad choices led to your condition.

Cancer folks have always taken precautions that I've been around, not the other way.

It's all bs left people live their life.

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Sumarongi 8 points ago +8 / -0

Boris’ dad was an outspoken eugenicist. He was always on their ‘team’

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CahalTheMad 18 points ago +18 / -0

Remember when Boris was being touted as the "British Trump?" That myth began fading fast pretty quickly. I kept waiting for him to do something Trumpish but no, he was always going cuck on everything.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 10 points ago +11 / -1

Only after he was hospitalized. What'd they do to him?

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DiamondsOnTheFloor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good question.

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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe they hospitalized him. That sends a pretty good message

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HeIsWhoHeIs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boris went to Eton and Oxford, he's always been privileged

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

His mouth is always open...and willing. Boris is good for some things...not so much for others. What a cum-dumpster.

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump had so much balls there was enough to share

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Shadilady 7 points ago +7 / -0

You took the words right out of my mouth. I was so excited to see him get in from America, and what a wet fart he has been...

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aKekabove 4 points ago +4 / -0

He didnt start out that way, they have dirt on him. There were pictures of him on 4chan months ago in compromised positions and if that's what was posted to 4 chan I can't imagine what they really have

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bobobob 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did they replace him with a clone after he got the China flu? It seems like he went into the hospital being against all this stuff and came out supporting it all.

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redditadminssuckit 82 points ago +83 / -1

It's temporary... for your safety.

The star is just temporary. Go ahead and wear it. It's fine.

The move to the older part of town is just to protect you and keep you with your people.

We need your help with the war effort so we will be moving you to a place where you can help. Feel free to get on the train it's just a short ride

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Sgt-Pepper1 49 points ago +52 / -3

"You Boomer Guys"

That's a chuckle

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BeardedNinjaPede 37 points ago +40 / -3

I'm a millennial and I'm tired of the unwarranted "boomer" hate. It's always from idiots who like to blame others for their lack of effort in life and the resulting conditions.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 11 points ago +12 / -1

Baby boomers and Millennials unite!

That scares the shit out of the globohomos

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

And I'm stuck right in the middle of them.

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RegularAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right here I am

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ObamakilledJoan 6 points ago +9 / -3

What five dipshits upvoted this? 🙄

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Formerlurker92 4 points ago +4 / -0

People reach for the metaphors they have. The ones they have enough familiarity with to use effectively. If you went to public school this one gets drilled into you.

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MemeSquad 3 points ago +5 / -2

You’re both right.

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ca18det 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that what we "should" do? Glad we had you here to tell us to never invoke the shoah to draw the clear example to a process of dehumanization. That's not for us to draw reference to!

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ineX0r2 53 points ago +53 / -0

Just like how my job got "non-essential'd" out of existence. Government scumbags.

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UrTVisLying2U 37 points ago +37 / -0

400 days to flatten the middle class.

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BeardedNinjaPede 5 points ago +6 / -1

Kek

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MAGAlikeLINCOLN 17 points ago +17 / -0

Agreed. Very disappointed

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +2 / -1

Expecting otherwise would have been silly

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_Sully_ 15 points ago +15 / -0

You really need to use your imagination more. Of course they can do that stuff you mentioned but it’s not really the goal. It’s about controlling you and you’re habits.

You ever hear the phrase “The customer is always right”? Well the popular misinterpretation was that the customer can be jerk and the customer service person has to take it. Well, that’s not right. It was a coping phrase for governments and business forces that got upset people weren’t doing the stuff they wanted them to do. “I have this great product. Why aren’t they buying it?”.

Well this is really inconvenient when the government and corporations want to get you to do things that benefit them more and toss out stupid annoying stuff like thinking independently and not going with whatever jerkoff bullshit they want to champion.

In comes all the tracking bullshit. I’m sure you can think of the broad stroke stuff. Covid passport is just one step in a much larger movement to get you to comply. Despite all the conspiracy nonsense 5G is an important tool for this. It is higher energy and requires much more granular networks which means much better tracking. It isn’t just about tracking it’s about influence. The cutting edge tech is in using AI and algorithms coupled with tracking to convince you. It’s to convince you into thinking a particular way, to buying a particular way, to vote in a particular way.

You see the biggest issue with running a communist state was that the state is full of good sports that are all in but those types tend to be morons, inefficient, and make lots of wasteful mistakes. The USSR was notorious for how much utter horrific waste it was causing. Basic Economics mentions instances where the state decided they wanted to incentivize hunters to get more furs so that those furs can be used to make hats and shit to be sold to the public. Well those hunters went nuts and made bank but those furs ended up sitting in a warehouse to rot because the dipshits couldn’t centralize plan worth a shit.

Now what if we have an AI make those decisions and influence people so that they can make all that stuff more efficient? A whole network where all they have to put in is a set of instructions and the network just does all the individual choices for the state.

The customer is a dumb idiot and now the state is always right.

All this is futuristic stuff but believe me this past year should be a pretty strong indication of how much money and effort they are willing to put in. The pandemic was a marketing blitz to convince the world. They controlled the flow of information in such incredible ways that they didn’t even need to plan it all with most of the world. They just needed to convince the most influenceable and biggest idiots. This was just a practice run.

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Your_MAGAsty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like a good time to switch back to a dumb phone

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AmericanJawa 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can't switch back to a dumb phone if you never switched to a smart phone in the first place!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Digital passport is here? I thought that would take a while to roll out.

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Queen goblin Yellen is out shilling for a global tax “minimum”, too. Things are accelerating.

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guitarmastershredder [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corporations have seized power is what just happened.

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KirbyMorph 23 points ago +23 / -0

Once a government implements a program, they rarely ever stop.

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Darkheartisland 9 points ago +9 / -0

They stopped public education this past year. Progress is progress.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Public education didn't stop, they just made it stupider. Students could fuck off and play video games or watch porn instead of having to be half-attentive in class.

Plus it caused a problem for globalism because now you had a situation where parents got to actually monitor what their kids were being indoctrinated with and that caused a lot of problems.

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dayd12134 22 points ago +22 / -0

essential shops and services

Aka every big buisness company and government funded service will be open. Church's and small buisness need not apply.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Not "every church in America today," no. Quit being such a dumbass!

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ShambolicPaul 20 points ago +20 / -0

It makes no sense. If you can be vaccinated but still catch it and still spread it, or have had a recent test, but can still have it really and still spread it... What's the point of the passport then?

If, buts and maybe's. Boris will guarantee he doesn't win a second term if he forges ahead with this policy. Even the communist labour party are saying it's a bad idea. He knows he can't force it on pubs and shops cos they have all already said they are unwilling to enforce it. "We sell beer, I'm not paying people to check medical records" is the best quote I can find.

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ShyRipley 7 points ago +7 / -0

It makes no sense. If you can be vaccinated but still catch it and still spread it, or have had a recent test, but can still have it really and still spread it... What's the point of the passport then?

Gawd I wish we had actual journalists still who would ask the authoritarian regimes this exact question and keep pressing until they actually answered it.

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p1smo 6 points ago +6 / -0

What's the point of the passport then?

It shows you’re a good little NPC who does as you’re told.

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sustainable_saltmine -6 points ago +1 / -7

If you are vaccinated, by definition you are now immune which means you can't get or transmit covid regardless of how many people you came in contact with

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FormerGraveheart 5 points ago +5 / -0

That isn't how this "vaccine" works.

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Friendly_B 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not only is this not true, but the media and medical establishment is even very open about it. They're very clear, get the VAX, wear a mask, social distance, because you can still get it and spread it. All the vaccine seems to do is make people dreadfully ill and kill an unknown percent within the week.

I don't see any John Hopkins studies trying to convince us that you're 99.85% likely to survive taking the vaccine. All the stories coming out now of young people dying is pretty bad. I was working at a retirement home during lockdown and we had no covid infections of deaths, but two VAX deaths before I left. Then almost all the employees quit, so anyone who wants an okay paying job with good benefits and wants to step directly into management should just go apply at retirement homes because everyone with a conscience just quit.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 17 points ago +17 / -0

So you can buy food. And drugs. But that's about it really. New stove? Passport. Want to get some clothes? Passport.

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BasedNtruth 9 points ago +10 / -1

That’s EXACTLY what he’s saying with that “essential” bullshit. That’s exactly what they’re about to try and do, UK better stand the fuck up or it’s a wrap.

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RegularAmerican 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been watching the videos of the protests and they're straight up rioting and throwing things at the police as well as throwing fists. And I mean groups in the hundreds. Not typical antifa people they are all colors and creeds.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 4 points ago +4 / -0

You will be able to buy gruel at the gruel store, which features a nice water fountain that you can fill your ration of empty jugs per member of the household.

Remember to always get the maximum because you'll need it for washing the rags you made out of your 50/50 burlap/sandpaper hospital bedding that NHS gracefully issued to you when you were born. Save the greywater for flushing because due to the water shortage, only vaccinated households are entitled.

What's with that look, subject? You must be thinking racist thoughts. Time for your re-education shock therapy. Unsurprisingly, you won't need a vaccine passport for that place.

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

That was the premise of 0bama’s Operation Chokepoint, putting pressure on businesses to enforce what the government could not legally mandate. If you think that stops at gun shops and financial services, then you probably think Mockingbird stopped at the school newspaper.

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RuthBGinsburgsTumor 11 points ago +11 / -0

And they continue to push the envelope. We've gone from vaccine passports being a conspiracy theory to "okay, but they won't be mandatory!" Next steps should be "just because you need them to do everything doesn't mean they're mandatory!", followed by "okay, they're mandatory, but the tattoos on the arm are optional!"

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mikethemarine 9 points ago +9 / -0

This saying the passport won't be required is like gun control,** WE JUST DON'T WANT CRIMINALS TO HAVE AUTOMATIC WEAPONS**, now we don't want you to have a rifle with more than ten rounds, future is you don't need a rifle at all, use a shotgun to hunt and protect your home. then they come with their rifles and take your shotguns and if you resist they kill you, don't give another inch

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +2 / -1

Time to push back the other direction. Get 2A single-issue conservatives elected with laser-focus on repealing bloated, incoherent gun laws.

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

So you can’t get Rona if you go grocery shopping or to buy socks, but if you want to say, buy some home decorations then everyone dies if you don’t have a app on your phone. I guess I must continue to trust the science, right?

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sgt_richard 8 points ago +8 / -0

"will 'never' require them." YET.

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308win 7 points ago +7 / -0

Everyone needs to start overthrowing their out of control governments across the world. The leaders have not protected, supplied, or cared for the people when they needed it. Covid is an invisble boogyman. The governments sure have milked the fuck out of it. They have stolen from us and placed tryannical bullshit onto us. We have to play by their rules. Our voices are stolen from us. Fuck this shit. It was always about gaining power for them. Moves like this does absolutly nothing to help the people. But it sure does grant the government unfettered power. Evil peices of shit.

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Gwoz8881 6 points ago +6 / -0

They’re preparing it for super deadly covid-Ebola-22

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Jimmy33 4 points ago +4 / -0

Xinnie the Pooh enters the chat.

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acasper 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Essential” can be redefined at any time they wish. They’ve even already set the precedent that they can do that.

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Keiichi81 5 points ago +5 / -0

What a disappointment Boris has turned out to be. He seemed like he was going to be the UK's Trump, but he and his party have done nothing to roll back any of the UK's Orwellian far left anti-free-speech laws, and he seems more concerned with perpetually expanding/extending the authoritarian powers of the state rather than taking the win for "defeating" China Flu by vaccinating basically every at-risk person by this point, and opening everything back up.

At least Trump had the excuse of Speaker Ryan being a total RINO cuck and undermining the MAGA platform during the two years Republicans had absolute control. What's the UK Conservative party's excuse? Fucking France is coming off as more based than the UK these days. That's just embarrassing...

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funkytown 1 point ago +1 / -0

The yuuuge difference between Trump and Boris is that Boris is a manlet. He's about 5'7". It's obviously an issue for him so he clowns it up to get people to like him, but inside he's a scaredy cat and has no strong convictions. Read Toby Young's recollections of their meetings when both students at Oxford if you can. Boris was a jester back then. His whole image is a put-on.

Also he has never had any business experience. He was a hack journalist for most of his life until becoming mayor of London.

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Jimmy33 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s name is Carie Symonds. Cut off Boris’s balls and brain and put him in intensive care.

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Sgt-Pepper1 4 points ago +4 / -0

The UK: Bad teeth, Worse food, Mary fuckin' Poppins.

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generated_name 4 points ago +4 / -0

Essential shops and services, like essential workers? So that's the stuff that was allowed to remain open this whole time, where the most people gather? Those are the places you don't have to have the vaccine for the virus causing a global pandemic?

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SomeoneInHouston 4 points ago +4 / -0

The UK has now officially been annexed by China. I'm glad I took a family vacation two summers ago before all this happened. It will NEVER be the same.

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funkytown 3 points ago +3 / -0

man this is bad. if only i could get some parmesan to smoke and forget my troubles, but since brexit it's been hard to find... i'll have to call my dealer Luigi and see if he has any grana padano or pecorino.

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MeatShield72 3 points ago +3 / -0

“But essential shops and services will never require them”

Just think about that.

If you want to go to a leisurely dinner and a show...better make sure you have your papers in order...

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Photo ID, cover charge and proof of vaccination please

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fearthepib 3 points ago +3 / -0

The ole just the tip strategy. As old as time.

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conservativefrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Toll roads in Chicago were temporary - just to collect enough money to pay for road construction. 60 years later, the temporary toll roads are still toll roads.

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Nibba 3 points ago +3 / -0
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LowIQCrazyMika 3 points ago +3 / -0

You can't spell cuUK withouth the UK

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

the Brits should pull a white BLM and loot and pillage

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Chiang_Kai-shek 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLM were only allowed to get away with rioting and vandalism because the establishment let them. The police come down very hard on any protests the establishment disapproves of (e.g. anti-lockdown).

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RagnarD 3 points ago +3 / -0

See the history of the SSN for how that turns out.

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YourAntihero 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spot on!

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pup1pup 3 points ago +3 / -0

Such a bold face lie.

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LtPatterson 3 points ago +3 / -0

The day after Easter they start rolling out 666

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IvIA6A 3 points ago +3 / -0

We will never require them unless you want to buy something or want to go somewhere.

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RampRat43 2 points ago +2 / -0

OH YEAH RIGHT!

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Monkeybeardontcare 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe Alex Jobs said this a year ago. i didn't believe him

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GoldenStateCrusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

How is all public transport not a service? All are entirely subsidized and all illusion of anything else is a lie.

I guess flying was kind of shit anyways. tiny fucking planes

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hillaryprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

To the leftist fags you're essentially unessential.

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Trump4WorldPresident 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are they going to be yellow, shaped like a star and sewn onto your jacket?

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2Bad4U 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am really surprised people are just sitting watching TV while the devil is starting to control the Earth.

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Bidenstoilet 2 points ago +2 / -0

anyone who trusted government even if they were "trump like" or even trump himself and thought all would be ok is somali tier stupid.

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HighVoltage 1 point ago +2 / -1

not based enough

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AlphaOmaga 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boris, Boris, Boris.... they said he was “the UK Trump”. Instead, All I see is a UK Chump.

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Nimbl3navigator2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought Boris was conservative ? what is this shit ?

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a cuck if a man. If the folks over there had any sense, they’d flee that shithole of a country.

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bOObs 2 points ago +2 / -0

And now it’s illegal to leave the UK, for something like a month i believe.

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good Lord 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you ever hated on people for saying Boris Johnson was a globalist faggot and a loser, and that him winning was not a win for us, now is the time to apologize.

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit, after we get out of our mess, we're going to have to invade and liberate England

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romanhelmet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boris is definitely someone's bitch.

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TwoPlusTwoEqualsFour 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boris... what a limey cunt.