Hear me out, there are so many benefits to this plan..
- We’ll sell it as liberation from the horrible narco-state that they live under. No need to come here, we’re coming to you!
- We’ll recapture our auto manufacturing facilities.
- We’ll nationalize the drug trade and make billions selling that shit to the rest of the world.
- We’ll give all the illegals currently in the U.S. 40 acres in Mexico to farm creating a robust agricultural zone.
- We’ll only need to fortify 26 miles of southern border.
- When we’re done down there, we can March up north and do the same to the Snow Mexicans, eh...
One small problem ... will our "rainbow brigades" screw it up? Will our Command in Depends fuck it up? Mexico is a failed state no doubt - and if Monroe Doctrine is still a thing - then there's some historical precedent. I don't condone war, from an overt openly empire-building sort of provocative way - but defend our country we must. And we are being invaded, so this is a response more than an action. It would be a sad loss of life, but weighed against what's happening now is also a sad loss of life. I like the land rush idea - to make Mexico Great Again - but there's a lot of the country which is desert or jungle - and not much in between as far as I've seen, so farming may not be the way out of this - but it may work! The Alamo will be avenged!