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Just ordered food through Doordash. My TDS-addled driver took one look at my house and car, made eye contact with me, and just drove off with my food.
posted ago by Girthquakes ago by Girthquakes +872 / -0

We have a Trump 2020 flag and American flag hanging on our house, and my car has a Trump Train sticker on the back window. Honestly didnt think they triggered people that badly, but clearly I was wrong. Doordash doesnt allow you to contact them directly after the order is "completed" so I couldnt shit down her neck, so I had to settle for a 1-star review essentially telling her to gobble scrote.

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– blakhart 16 points ago +16 / -0

Here in Florida, Grubhub saw my Trump 2020 flag, and asked me when I opened the door:

"You heard of a website called Patriots.win? Cause, you know Trump won big, right?"

I was like, "Hell yeah! Heres a fiver off the books in addition to your online tip, and you have a great day!"

That was a lucky, lucky day for me. My neighbor is the asshat I have to worry about, so this was a breath of fresh air.

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