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FredRedd 12 points ago +12 / -0

We call it, "The Babylon Bee zone".

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KuzoKevin 4 points ago +5 / -1

Kek.

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MAGA_Guy78 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sad! As the great one would say.

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THE_MAGAL0RIAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

They misspelled resident.

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MAGA_Guy78 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

The extra p is for kumallah’s tongue.

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GeneralVeers 3 points ago +3 / -0

I pledge that I will never wear a mask and will never get the vax.

The only way you're safe from me is to stay your stupid ass at home.

I'm fine with this. It means shorter lines at the grocery store.

Well, also it means that anybody I do meet at a grocery store is probably as based as I am, and therefore worth meeting.

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +4 / -1

Dear God, I hope that's fake.

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MAGA_Guy78 [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

The fact that it’s not obvious is terrifying.

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HanginChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does just imagining his voice make any of you really uneasy? Not even saying anything just the sound.

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MAGA_Guy78 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mute the tv anytime biden* appears

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The_General_Patton 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Do this specific bullshit action to prove you're a REAL Democrat... Thanks! Can we have some money? We've already pre-selected the $200 option for you! Thank you for your generous contribution! We'll be back next week to ask for more."

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Amplitude 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not wear two masks?!

I thought two masks were more effective????!

Why not three?

Biden wants people to die.

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cryptoa 2 points ago +2 / -0

Didn't this lying sack of potatoe brains say 100 days of wearing a mask. Isn't it day like 80 or something now?

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BamaMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Demons are begging already?