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posted ago by rambler_ontheroad ago by rambler_ontheroad +38 / -0

The fact is the only time they will ever take the lid off their toybox is if they have nothing else to do. Quit buying them stupid shit in toy aisles altogether. It accomplishes nothing and you're just pissing away money.

These are the things kids really need:

Fishing and camping trips. Bowling nights. Skating rinks. County fairs. Trampoline parks. Driving ranges. Junior sports leagues. Beach days. Movie nights. Lazer tag. Six Flags. Water parks. Miniature golf.

Bows, pellet guns, 4 wheelers, bushcraft kits, baseball gloves, roller hockey equipment, flag football gear. Informative books. And tons of other shit they'd actually want to play with.

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Truth_Dispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

True.

  • Put kids on competitive Sports. Any sport that makes them sweat! Any sport that requires no-gear or minimum gear!
  • Put kids on reading Books. Actual paper binding books and not one of those ebooks or audio books!
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prayinpede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mma is better than sports. Its much more useful. I dont like weight cutting before growth is done. It seems to stunt growth. So be careful with tournaments

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rambler_ontheroad [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That requires no gear? So soccer or gymnastics. Nah, fuck that shit lol.

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Truth_Dispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Athletics, Swimming, Tennis, Badminton, etc?

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rambler_ontheroad [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those are gay sports.

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Truth_Dispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel compelled to answer this...so, here you go.

  1. If you wear some sort of protective gear while playing a sport, then your body is clearly not equipped to withstand the intensity and the damage caused by the said sport. Such sport and the person with the protective gear should be referred to as "gay" by your terms.

  2. If your sport does not require you to wear a protective gear while playing, but you still wear it to protect yourself, then you're clearly "gay" by your terms, but not the sport.

  3. If your sport requires you to wear a protective gear, then the sport itself is "gay" by your terms and the person playing that sport with all the protective gear covering "weak ass body" should be termed as "super gay and emasculated" by my terms.

Or.

  1. Kids should pick a sport that will challenge their stamina and build muscle at the same time. They should ditch the gear and strengthen their bodies to handle the damage. That's how you "un-gay" a sport! Eg: Remove the Football's shoulder pads and Soccer's shin guards and play!