Fun fact: the eye-bulging is caused by a distinct lack of counteraction in the brain’s frontal lobe against a sudden hormonal release from the hypothalamus. Located in the center of the skull at the top of the brain stem, the hypothalamus’s hormonal explosion is free to punch the individual from the inside when the body’s natural defenses are absent. Under such duress, the human brain instinctually and subconsciously alerts others of its internal conflict through nonverbal communications such as raised eyebrows, nervous laughter, involuntary sweating, aforementioned eye-bulging, and generally acting and looking retarded. Fortunately, everyday exercises such as education and thinking for oneself can quickly help anyone develop the proper counteraction system known as “intelligence,” or more commonly, “not being an insufferable dipshit.”