That relationship was uncomfortable enough even in the books, so they wouldn't have to stretch much to make it a full blown gay romance. It's low hanging fruit (pun intended).
The Critical Drinker has a great review breaking down why The Hobbit trilogy sucks. My wife and I watch LOTR every year during the winter and we tried including The Hobbit as well but found that it was simply not enjoyable. Neither of us looked forward to watching it.
We found a fan project that made something called the Tolkien Addition. They cut out anything they could that wasnt in the book. It's much better... Not perfect but loads better.
Hermione in Harry Potter started out a white girl with bushy red hair. She was described that way in the books and protrayed that way in the movies. Then came along a stage play called "The Cursed Child". A sheboon was cast as Hermione. Queen of wokeness, JK Rowling declared that anyone not okay with this was racist.
I didn't spend a penny on movies for the last 15 years. I only have basic channels at home. I only watch Turner Classic Movies, Forensic Files, HGTV (liberal modestly so tolerable), Food Network (Barely watched it since it became super liberal 3 years ago. ).
I practice what I believe and support. I want to live an honest life and don't' want to be hypocrite. I guess eventually I will have to become an Amish.
I don't see any transgenders in there. You transphobic piece of garbage!!
That's literal murder!!
WE WUZ ELVIS EN’ SHIYYYYYYETTTT!!
Not even Tyler Perry smdh
And not enough SoulGlo
THIS IS WHAT THE ORCS WOULD NOW SOUND LIKE...
Thank you for this!
Kek
I'm literally shaking!!!!!
Maybe you are such a transphobe that you could not tell who the tranny(s) in the meme are. Open your mind and educate yourself bigot......../s
Did you just assume someone's gender? Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Lil’ Gandalf
Frodo Swaggins
Kang of da Rangz
Pimpin’ Took and Shit
DeSamWise Gamgeezee
Brodo Swaggins
Pippin X
Haha!
Lil Sauron X
Sméagol
FRODO COMIN
Fro Be Hanginns
Merriadoc Badonkadonk
The ring wraiths would be revealed to be trannies as Aragon explains "they were once men".
“Now they are cursed to wander the earth; dickless answering only to their true master; Biden”
"They will never stop demanding things."
Miseed the oppertunity to make Kevin Hart frodo.
And Gary Coleman as Gimli.
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Bilbo?"
How did you get a poster for the Amazon miniseries?
I think Beetlejuice would play a great Gollum
My new favorite genre on Youtube is Beetlejuice Oblivion NPC Dialogue
When I'm drinkin? Yeah. When I'm drinkin? No.
1 rang to pimp all dem niggas
1 rang to fine dat shit
1 rang to get it dun right yeaaaaaaaa nigga MORDOR
1 ring for the pinky, big and shiny 2 for the nipples, clamped tight 9 for the facial area And 16 for the ears
Hi. I’m dennis Rodman.
CALL THE WAMBULANCE
OH L'awd of the kangs!
Sauron would be albino white in super-shiny white armor.
And it would have to be Gandalf the black.
Gandalf 'ma nig***
KEK!
Ring wraiths would be wearing KKK outfits.
If you could get Dave Chappelle to play Froto as Rick James , I could watch this.
“Bitches. Show Samwise Murphy your titty rings”
Second breakfast? Pancakes.
Lord of the Rims
Is that Hobbit an Orc
There is going to be a tv show and I specifically expect to see this as well as frodo and sam going full broke back mountain.
That relationship was uncomfortable enough even in the books, so they wouldn't have to stretch much to make it a full blown gay romance. It's low hanging fruit (pun intended).
Rewatched recently with my hubbie and said exactly this:
Thank God it was made 20 years ago and not today. The poor Hobbit got botched though with so much filler.
The Critical Drinker has a great review breaking down why The Hobbit trilogy sucks. My wife and I watch LOTR every year during the winter and we tried including The Hobbit as well but found that it was simply not enjoyable. Neither of us looked forward to watching it.
I love him.
He's no BS and pulls no punches.
We found a fan project that made something called the Tolkien Addition. They cut out anything they could that wasnt in the book. It's much better... Not perfect but loads better.
"You smoke too much, Pimpin'"
"Old Chronic, finest weed in South Central."
"The age of cis white men is over. The time of the non binary gender fluid pansexuals has come."
Lawd
"Roots" was already made in 1986.
Believe it or not MADtv did this as a sketch, though it was called Lord of the Bling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HAD748zyLw
FellowBrothas of the Rangs
The Two Cribs
The Return of the Kangs'n'Shit
Too many ableism.
I dont see a wheelchair. Bigot!!!!!
NO TRANNIES EITHER
And the Orcs would be albino whites.
In this version there's a pawn shop at the top of Mount Doom.
Let me confer with a subject matter expert. Okay, I'll give you tree fiddy for it.
I thought it was a liquor store... ;-)
Frodo comin'
Yeah.. wait until the tv series version comes out and we will see. I'm sure it will be "diverse"
I'd watch it with Pepes and Trump everywhere.
Omar is the shit and The Wire was a damn good show!
I really didn't see Omar comin'
YOU SHALL NOT PASS NIGGAAAA
"The dark fire ain't shit, foo. Take yo punk ass back to the Shadow! You ain't gone pass."
Looks like the Amazon special coming up.
That’s what the witcher Netflix series looks like minus Geralt
Dude, they made Triss Merigold black. Wtf, she was a redhead which was part of her character
And Yennefer is indian. So weird to see a mixed cast in a Slavic medieval fantasy
They pulled a "Hermione".
Hermione in Harry Potter started out a white girl with bushy red hair. She was described that way in the books and protrayed that way in the movies. Then came along a stage play called "The Cursed Child". A sheboon was cast as Hermione. Queen of wokeness, JK Rowling declared that anyone not okay with this was racist.
FRODAR COMIN, YO. FRODAR COMIN!
You come at the kang you best not miss
The cheese stands at the mouth of the volcano.
A man gotta have a ring.
Release Date, February 2022
Saruman the White; not changed.
Shit, this would be a sketch on SNL 15 years ago, before the wokening.
Another pede posted up there that Mad TV did it already!
lol, I regret not watching Mad TV more. Seemed like it was funnier than SNL most of the time.
I fucking spit my drink out at Beyonce. Wtf this is hilarious
The dwarf on the left is my favorite one!
Is Don Cheadle playing Frodo and Legolas?
I didn't spend a penny on movies for the last 15 years. I only have basic channels at home. I only watch Turner Classic Movies, Forensic Files, HGTV (liberal modestly so tolerable), Food Network (Barely watched it since it became super liberal 3 years ago. ).
I practice what I believe and support. I want to live an honest life and don't' want to be hypocrite. I guess eventually I will have to become an Amish.
Is that a pimp named “slickback” as Frodo?
Every movie needs some on-the-nose lesson built into the plot. Art is dead. China owns AMC Theaters and Hollywood.
something something practical effects lipservice
Writs by Junior R. Token.
I can't stop laughing.....
and still only nerds would watch it.
Did you ever see IGN's list of who they want to play young Aragorn? They included 3 black actors lol. You're supposed to read it and not go "huh?"
“Your love of the halflings leaf has slowed your mind.” -Saruxir the Black
We wuz lawds!
I LOLd
I always thought that Dindu Nuffins sounded like a black hobbit's name