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1ValhallaJack 23 points ago +23 / -0

Somebody should tell her the border is wide open. Just slap on a little brown face and she's good to go

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 11 points ago +11 / -0

No need for brown face. Just identify as a 5 yr old and you're good to go.

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Niqlndym 14 points ago +14 / -0

Just take a bus to the border, and walk across. Easy!

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BasedMedicalDoctor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also you’ll get free health insurance and money. Get really tan first tho

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residue69 12 points ago +12 / -0

Schmidt was the only vaccinated one in her group, yet no one else tested positive.

I wonder if she's heard about Antibody Dependent Enhancement?

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ScullyMully 8 points ago +8 / -0

Since the end of January, the Centers for Disease Control has required travelers flying to the U.S. from a foreign country to get tested no more than three days before their flight departs. Passengers must show proof of a negative test before boarding the flight.

Those riding a coyote across the border, on the other hand...

Odds are that the Mexican tests are bogus and they're laughing at the naive gringa

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 5 points ago +6 / -1

Five minute test results. That's something.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +6 / -3

Traveled to mexico. I have zero sympathy for this cunt. Hope she goes bankrupt staying in that shithole because Biden won't let her back in.

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Skogin 6 points ago +7 / -1

Calm down, Satan!

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residue69 6 points ago +6 / -0

she opted to get the hotel's COVID insurance. The $30 insurance covers a person's stay at the hotel for an additional 14 days, including a room and food.

"Now I'm really glad I signed that paper," Schmidt said.

Good news for the hotel; since she probably has lost her sense of taste and smell, they can feed her all the food that's going bad.

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Donaldsweiner 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Schmidt said it's likely she contracted the virus while on the flight,” No you probably caught it during spring break while in Mexico. I don’t feel bad for this woman at all.

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Naw, she probably just drank the water.

Thought those nasty shits were covid.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You have to be aware that quarantine is very realistic and it's very possible that you may end up here. It's a very small room. They literally have a guard standing outside my door 24/7. You cannot leave... Do you have the patience to be able to do that? And is that vacation worth it, should you end up in quarantine?" Schmidt said.

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WhyIsThisSOHard 2 points ago +2 / -0

"The $30 insurance covers a person's stay at the hotel for an additional 14 days, including a room and food." Sounds like a free vacation to me.