Just received my WHITE PRIVILEGE Certificate & Card! Finally! Thanks Government!!!
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Here is what the fine print towards the bottom says:
"Here are some examples of privileges you now possess:
Blame anyone else when something goes wrong.
If you think it, it will happen.
No more waiting in lines.
Litter wherever you want.
Control small animals with your mind.
Drive as fast/slow as you want.
No more waiting at airports.
If you want something, just take it.
Interject your opinion into any conversation and know you will be right!
Start a conspiracy theory
Repeat everything someone says as a question
Fight up to three ninjas at the same time
Chew on pens that you've borrowed
Holler random numbers while someone is counting
Do and say whatever you want
Nothing is ever your fault
Never worry about anything ever again and many many more!"
Thanks Government, for issuing my white privilege card!
Repeat everything someone says as a question?
Start a conspiracy theory?
You are Ron burgundy..?
Iām not even mad.
Repeat everything someone says? As a question?
White privilege gets you tried for murder when you defend yourself. If your black, you can kill an Uber driver for fun and get a slap in the wrist
the fun part is changing your gender right before sentencing
amateurs, wait till you graduate to "white saviour" status š
Welcome
Thanks! Did you get your $25k stimulus yet? Or the complimentary sports car?
I haven't received mine yet, but they said I should receive in 2-6 weeks.
i died from tax cuts
I'm taking mine
This is the white way
Where do you get this?
EBay! Just look up white privilege haha. I grabbed this a year or two ago, so idk for sure if they still offer these.