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🎵 IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME 🎶 🌯 (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
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deleted 63 points ago +67 / -4
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vote_for_MAGA_2020 23 points ago +23 / -0

Is she not dead YET??

I feel sorry for Sonny. She drove that man to his grave.

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deleted 19 points ago +19 / -0
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Scumbag-reddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm flabbergasted she has a mother and wasn't a lab experiment or an ayyyy

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Shayhawk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Actually he ski'd himself into a grave but whatever...he's better off now than still being married to that bitch.

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randomusers239874 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, he could have been thinking "I could divorce that crazy bitch and go through that hell, or... I could hit that tree"

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Shayhawk 2 points ago +2 / -0

SWERVE

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Honkycracker 1 point ago +1 / -0

He did divorce her.

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beta-detector 11 points ago +11 / -0

What she meant is that she would put her knee properly on his neck, not on his back.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 41 points ago +41 / -0

Man, reading her tweets is rough. How long does it take her to fuck up all spelling, capitalization and grammar?

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deleted 16 points ago +17 / -1
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ParticleCannon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like a candidate for Most Popular President With 80 Million Totally Real Actual Votes

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cam Newton has entered the chat

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

Has she advanced to actually writing instead of using all emojis?

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TheSleepingPresident 30 points ago +30 / -0

Ole George would be alive today to carry on with his harmless shenanigans. O.D.ing on fentanyl, holding guns to pregnant women's stomachs, passing fake 20s, hanging with his dealer.

Such a sad loss to society.

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alienjesus 19 points ago +19 / -0

All that is worth a gold casket and $27 million dollars. We should all follow George’s example.

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x79q3pb 6 points ago +6 / -0

Add on: covid super spreader.

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MAGACountryResident 3 points ago +3 / -0

He was also a failed amateur porn actor. Truly a great loss to the world.

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SteelMongoose 28 points ago +28 / -0

George Floyd was having enough trouble breathing without the air being filled with the smell of sawdust and rotten fish.

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unclebobinator 17 points ago +17 / -0

You would too if you were hopped up on meth and just ate enough fentanyl to kill at least 12 people.

Plus he had heart problems and the coof.

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Pepesforfreedom 17 points ago +17 / -0

Cher’s mom is still alive?

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AlphaNathan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Cher is still alive?

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clownworld30330 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's like a billion

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +14 / -1

dumb libtard white savior cunt

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markolbb 11 points ago +12 / -1

She Even

Types Like..

A,.

Boomer

!!

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yurimodin 5 points ago +6 / -1

"Why do boomers love their iPads????.........Because you are supposed to hunt & peck when you type"

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deleted 7 points ago +8 / -1
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rockcastle 11 points ago +11 / -0

Idiot

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MrZ211 11 points ago +11 / -0

An uppity celebrity like cher? In that neighborhood? L...O...L

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NeverNotTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

How Much of an IDIOT Do You Have To Be To Tweet in Title Case? How Do You Even Do That From a Phone?

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Kekistani_Ambassador 9 points ago +9 / -0

cher...the 70's called, you're still irrelevant.

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notatallimsure 8 points ago +8 / -0

All she'd have to do is start singing and everyone would have ran away.

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graucho 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well, no sir, that's not narcissistic at all...

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MarqueeMoon 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe you coulda helped Sonny on the ski slopes too

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Ol_Gravy_Leg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Racist trees!

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JimQPublic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Why the hell does anyone care what Cher thinks about anything? I've never understood why people put stock into what celebrities think about anything. It is neither their responsibility nor their privilege to talk down to the masses, and people need to stop pretending that it is. Especially when it's an older celebrity whose fame is/was totally manufactured by the industry. This isn't Tom MacDonald here, fully independent and speaking with his own voice because he isn't contractually beholden to a third party. It's Cher, a relic of a bygone era in which sexual favors and label-manufactured acts bought success.

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KuhlooKuhlay 6 points ago +6 / -0

She has two kids. One is an estranged junkie and the other is a morbidly obese lesbian that added a literal fake penis to her body.

The tree did Sonny a favor.

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Right0hio 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, I would suggest hanging out on a street corner in any of these shithole cities, it's bound to happen again. Maybe you'll get the next one!

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Headline_Correction 5 points ago +5 / -0

She gets more stupid as time passes ....

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hillaryisgoingdown 5 points ago +5 / -0

maybe she could have slugged down all his fentanyl

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PMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meanwhile these assholes ignore the 10-20 black people that are murdered by other black people daily

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Ol_Gravy_Leg 3 points ago +3 / -0

She wanted to help? Did the Police look like they needed her help? Damn, what a racist bitch.

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touchmystuffIkillyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Entertainment, by definition, is filled with narcissists. One must understand this. One must not look up to or model one's own personality after narcissists. It is a character flaw not an accolade. They can serve a purpose when they use their talent (and flaws) to produce an artistic work that we find entertaining or valuable. But the work stands on its own and the horribly flawed people responsible for the work should be ignored or avoided on other matters.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 3 points ago +3 / -0

eh, i would’ve helped him too. i’d step out of my time machine and yell, “ hey kirby! don’t eat all your drugs today!” and the world would be a better place.

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Ironlabel1 3 points ago +3 / -0

By doing what? Filtering his blood?

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Tagappliedfork 3 points ago +3 / -0

She could still autotune the body cam footage.

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cantstumpthestump 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s some psychopathic capitalization..

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Lordahdaring 2 points ago +2 / -0

She could find a way.

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redbeard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cher is a 15-yr old on the inside

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ModernDayMao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does she walk around with Narcan in her pocket in case her tranny daughter ODs?

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

By all means, please move to 38th and Chicago Ave Cher. It's very diverse. You'll fucking love it!

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

She could've helped strangle him? What a rayciss

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ChyNahAzzWhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean you, yourself would have ingested the lethal amount of Fentanyl?

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Dravous 1 point ago +1 / -0

if you brought a med kit loaded with whatever they use to save people OD'ing then yeah, maybe.

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Alpha_Lemming 1 point ago +1 / -0

The chinese almost certainly made the fentanyl, so add cher to the list of people who hate asians.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cher is ancient. Was she talking to her mom through the psychic hotline?

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Bearing51 1 point ago +1 / -0

Once again this dumb cunt makes the issue about HER. She doesn't give a shit about anyone else.

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burner123 1 point ago +1 / -0

could've helped..

...kill the violent scum known as george floyd?

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d_bokk 1 point ago +1 / -0

The "If I had been there, I could have helped" people are probably the most useless people to have ever existed.

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PEPEpeepee 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epitome of white savior complex

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Help him how? Sucking the fentanyl out through his dick?

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Questionable 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is one of the reasons I don't own a social media account. It keeps me from announcing every retarded thought I have out loud to the world.

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Brulz_Lulz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking lemmings.

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cher Sarkissian, who still denies being Armenian.

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Hutchy1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe she could of warned george floyd that he was going to OD.

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Joshua55 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I Could Turn Back Time, USS Missouri https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taM7k2QhJe8

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17pat76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, she fucking retarded. And moms a pussy

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MemeForTheWin 1 point ago +1 / -0

who is this?

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Modernturnkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like it would be very difficult to butcher grammar that brutally. And yet, somehow, she does.

Do celebrities not have phones with spell check? They must, they've got the best phones available. Does she just spend 20 minutes fighting against spell check, erasing the corrections, waiting a few seconds, then put in the incorrect letters and punctuation?

I feel like a 1940s code breaker, trying to find hidden meaning in these hieroglyphics.

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DJT4PREZ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wheel-Cher. We all wish we could turn back time! -Joe Swanson