Take the religious exemption.

“Uh, yeah, my pastor said anyone who takes the mark of the beast will burn forever in a lake of fire, so I’m not getting it. Also, I need to return a book, but the bookstore only wants to give me like $5 but I paid like $95, so can you help me with that? I didn’t even use the book because everything is online now, but they still make us buy it.”